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Definitions by Chronic fall

Tabletop Reach 

The action of performing digital sex on someone over the table
Dude: my cousin ruined Thanksgiving by giving me a tabletop reach
Tabletop Reach by Chronic fall November 15, 2019

Bible Grove Reach 

A tabletop maneuver that hails from Bible Grove Illinois, but could have possibly started in Lexington Kentucky.

The Bible Grove reach is when you reach over the table to get something because nobody will pass it to you
Ma: let me just do a bible grove reach *reaches over the table to get salt*
Bible Grove Reach by Chronic fall November 14, 2019

Destroy dick^december 

A challenge that, in which after having beaten no nut november you beat your meat an amount of times equal to that day, to the power of itself. On the first day you would jerk off 1 time, on the second, 4 times, and so on
Guy 1: I'm gonna do destroy dick^December!
Guy 2: that's impossible, by the end you would have to beat your meat 1.7069174e+46 times!