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Eggy is when something annoys you, but not to the point of anger more just frustrating. Also when you meet a person and they're a bit strange... say like Mr Bean or Alan Partridge, these people are "Eggy"

Me: I burnt my toast.
Bird: Eggy

by Christophe October 25, 2004

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Twos up on a bastard

Two unmarried people having sex which in the outcome could produce a child.

Try asking someone:

Hello cheeky, wanna go twos up on a bastard?

by christophe August 04, 2004

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