Chris.G's definitions

ham head

A condition in which celebrities' faces widen with age such that they look like a honey baked ham.

Christos: Have you seen John Travolta and Kathleen Turner? Total ham head!

Chen: I know! What about Vince Vaughn and Jon Favreau? And don't forget about William Shatner... CLASSIC ham head.

by Chris.G July 23, 2010

noodleshafting

To go skinny dipping with the aid of a pool noodle. May include a boner, but not necessarily.

Chris decided to throw caution to the wind that warm Friday night. He stripped down to nothing, grabbed a pool noodle and jumped into the lake for some noodleshafting.

by Chris.G July 17, 2010

powerdisking

Watching several episodes of a TV show in a row, usually from a DVD box set. This can be done over several evenings, or a marathon weekend.

I missed the first three seasons of Mad Men, so I spent the past two weekends powerdisking all the episodes in order to be up to date for the premiere of season four later this month.

by Chris.G July 7, 2010