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Definitions by Chris.G

ham head 

A condition in which celebrities' faces widen with age such that they look like a honey baked ham.
Christos: Have you seen John Travolta and Kathleen Turner? Total ham head!

Chen: I know! What about Vince Vaughn and Jon Favreau? And don't forget about William Shatner... CLASSIC ham head.
ham head by Chris.G July 23, 2010

noodleshafting 

To go skinny dipping with the aid of a pool noodle. May include a boner, but not necessarily.
Chris decided to throw caution to the wind that warm Friday night. He stripped down to nothing, grabbed a pool noodle and jumped into the lake for some noodleshafting.
noodleshafting by Chris.G July 17, 2010

powerdisking 

Watching several episodes of a TV show in a row, usually from a DVD box set. This can be done over several evenings, or a marathon weekend.
I missed the first three seasons of Mad Men, so I spent the past two weekends powerdisking all the episodes in order to be up to date for the premiere of season four later this month.
powerdisking by Chris.G July 7, 2010
Word of the Day on August 3, 2010