Definitions by Chris Wheelie

Jagged Annie 

Female genitalia. Have only ever heard this phrase used by Sex Pistols' guitarist Steve Jones, whilst on an American Radio Station. Possibly originating from South London & The Home Counties circa 1960s, though sounds of a much earlier century, perhaps 18th?

(to female caller on live Radio Show)
"Have you got a hairy Jagged Annie?"

Jagged Annie by chris wheelie April 21, 2005

felcher 

Birmingham, circa 1994.
Became a nickname to which I have been cursed, not due to my practising said 'art', but through an innocent mispronounciation of my surname. I'm stuck with it.

Man: (at door of concert): "I've come to see Chris..."
Woman: (on door) "Chris who?"
Man: "Erm... Chris.... Felcher??"

felcher by chris wheelie April 21, 2005

Bibby 

A childish term for a hideous cherub or picture of a sickly-sweet baby or seraph. The sort that puts you off your meal.

"Yuch! I don't want to eat my sanwdwich in the Cistine Chapel, it's too full of Bibbies".

Bibby by chris wheelie April 21, 2005

Poor Man's Custard 

A term for white sauce, used in cookery. Also slang for sperm, due to its appearance and consistancy.

He drizzled the poor man's custard on to her chops.

Poor Man's Custard by chris wheelie April 21, 2005