Definitions by Chris Wheelie

felcher 

Birmingham, circa 1994.
Became a nickname to which I have been cursed, not due to my practising said 'art', but through an innocent mispronounciation of my surname. I'm stuck with it.

Man: (at door of concert): "I've come to see Chris..."
Woman: (on door) "Chris who?"
Man: "Erm... Chris.... Felcher??"

felcher by chris wheelie April 21, 2005

Boulb 

An emmission of wind from the anus. A slightly more polite version of fart. Origins are from young children in the London area, recently adopted in parts of Greece.

(teacher, sniffing the air)
"Right, come on class, own up... Who boulbed?"

Boulb by chris wheelie April 21, 2005

Bibby 

A childish term for a hideous cherub or picture of a sickly-sweet baby or seraph. The sort that puts you off your meal.

"Yuch! I don't want to eat my sanwdwich in the Cistine Chapel, it's too full of Bibbies".

Bibby by chris wheelie April 21, 2005

Poor Man's Custard 

A term for white sauce, used in cookery. Also slang for sperm, due to its appearance and consistancy.

He drizzled the poor man's custard on to her chops.

Poor Man's Custard by chris wheelie April 21, 2005