Definitions by Chris Wheelie

weak willy 

An unfortunate medical condition often leading to the sufferer experiencing a drippy tiddler. Often resulting in having to wear wet pants, which give off acrid steam if too close to a radiator.
Origin: Eck Static and Bloomin' Press of The Filth.

B.P. "I once pissed me pants at school"
Eck: "what was it, Weak Willy? Weak Willy, eh?"

weak willy by chris wheelie April 28, 2005

drippy tiddler 

The consequence of having a weak willy. The condition which leads to damp patches at inopportune moments.

If it weren't for my drippy tiddler I'd wear beige trousers more often.

drippy tiddler by chris wheelie April 28, 2005

mohawk 

Once, the punkest hairstyle on the planet, adapted and adopted from various native North Americans, including the Huron and Blood tribes. The originators of the mohawk style in punk circles were Wes Beech (of US band Plasmatics) and Rainy (of UK band Discharge). The punks went on to spike their mohawks with soap, eggwhite, glue and hairspray, as the Native Americans had with buffalo grease, before going into battle. A hairstyle which used to guarantee ridicule and abuse from braindead trendies. Since David Beckham's half-arsed style around 2000, the mohawk has become trendy and acceptable, so what's the point?

Now these trendy sheep think a mohawk's cool, I think I'll grow a comb-over instead.

mohawk by chris wheelie April 28, 2005

dung tardis 

Vulgar term for the anus, rectum and bowels. Named after the main character's transportation machine in the popular UK Sci-Fi programme "Dr.Who". The 'tardis' held a lot more than it looked from the outside.

The customs officer got ready for another trip into the dung tardis.

dung tardis by chris wheelie April 28, 2005

Silly Buggers

British origin.
Evolving from the term of abuse bugger, meaning a sodomite or irritating person. To play 'silly buggers' is to generally act the fool, lark about, waste time or generally mess things up. As illustrated by English band The Bus Station Loonies song "Playing Silly Buggers" (1995).

"They were too busy playing silly buggers to get the job completed in time".

Silly Buggers by chris wheelie April 25, 2005

Spasm 

From the mid to late 1970s. When a person has eaten their fill of a meal, their body creates an inner shudder at the thought of a further mouthful.

"Would you care for a wafer-thin mint, Mr. Kreosote?"
"No thanks you, I've just had a spasm, I couldn't eat another thing".

Spasm by chris wheelie April 21, 2005

Boulb 

An emmission of wind from the anus. A slightly more polite version of fart. Origins are from young children in the London area, recently adopted in parts of Greece.

(teacher, sniffing the air)
"Right, come on class, own up... Who boulbed?"

Boulb by chris wheelie April 21, 2005