Chris Mammarelli's definitions

noodles

Woman's erect nipples. More discreet term than just screaming nips or nipples to your friends when a set walks by.

It was cold and I saw her noodles.
Noodles.

by Chris Mammarelli September 16, 2005

clam bake

Gathering of Lesbians.

Lillith Fair was a major clam bake.

by Chris Mammarelli September 16, 2005

space donkey

When you take a shit into someone's vagina.

That girl was sick. She asked for a space donkey.

by Chris Mammarelli September 17, 2005

squab

Flaming homosexual male. Supergay. Only ever used in one word exclamation when gaydar goes off. Can be elongated to emphasize just how flaming someone is. Inspired by a funny Two and a Half Men episode (it had nothing to do with gay people).

Squab.
Squuaaaaab.
Squab-Squab.

by Chris Mammarelli September 17, 2005