Chris M 's definitions

Marzipan

Homestar's fiercely indepent and slightly overbearing girlfriend. She qualifies as 'pretty' in Homestar's country., and she likes animals, especially cats and dogs, but it makes her sad when cats and dogs are in the same room together. She has a guitar called Carol, which she plays without her hands, since she has none. She resembles a bell or a mop.

"Marzipan, I don't think anyone's coming to your party..." Homestar.

by Chris M July 23, 2003

Rubber Band

The tightest, smallest, most reveiling thong of them all.

"The girl has on a RUBBER BAND" screemed Chris as he jumped down the basement stairs.

by Chris M October 28, 2003

Bitsh

Internet spelling of the commonly used slang "bitch".

Started by a group of electronic artists in the Northeast. They organized gatherings called "BitShift", and discovered common mistakes in pronunciation.

That problem was a bitsh.

omfg stfu bitsh

by Chris M November 4, 2003