Definitions by Chris Lewis/ Seamus Bradd

goffik 

mental schweaties, who fink they are METAAAAAAAAALLLL, (not to put down any proper goths) just the little kiddies who know nothing :D

3ft2 kid... look at my fishnets, theyre so goffik

goffik by chris lewis/ seamus bradd July 22, 2003

dirty don 

the boy called don who's dirty

hey dirty don

dirty don by chris lewis/ seamus bradd July 20, 2003

quillion

mythical number reffering to a ridiculous quantity of any given item

there's quillions of cheeseburgers in them there hills...

quillion by chris lewis/ seamus bradd July 16, 2003

death metal jobby 

the process of excreting whereby excrement is expelled at high velocity, with intermittent short blasts of anal gas, the sound produced closely resembling "death metal" style blast-beats, performed by such bands as The Berzerker, Nile, Decapitated and Mortician

Righty ho then! I'm off to take a death-metal-style jobby!!

death metal jobby by chris lewis/ seamus bradd July 16, 2003