Black Friday

THe real life version of the hunger games when after being grateful and stuff the day before on thanksgiving, you turn very greedy for a tv or a computer and camp out in a store for days.
Herp: hey are you going Black Friday shopping

Derp: yes let’s go camp now
Herp: yes
by Chris Hansen is the goat November 25, 2019
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Common Sense Media

A piece of shit website where soccer moms who have children that want to play a game or watch a tv show or a movie refer to to see if it has positive messages, violence, sex, drugs, and of course the worst category ever CONSUMERISM. To get a good review it must go with the common sense media guidelines. They give all good movies 3 stars which sucks.
Teenager in high school : hey mom can I play fortnite and roblox kids games suck
Mom: let me check common sense media

Mom: no it’s 18+
Mom: it’s not stop treating like a baby I’m 17 curse you
by Chris Hansen is the goat November 25, 2019
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Will Smithed

To bitch slap someone for many reasons, especially for making fun of someone's wife like Will Smith did to Chris Rock at the 2022 Oscars.
Chris: G.I Jane 2 I can't wait to see it
Will: Goes up to bitch slap Chris

Guy: Some guy got Will Smithed over a joke damn
by Chris Hansen is the goat March 29, 2022
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strbcks

Hey rachel: lets go to strbcks
Hell yeah lisa!
by Chris Hansen is the goat August 19, 2021
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The real cost

A stupid anti tobacco campaign that uses annoying and disgusting ads to scare kids. Some ads are so disturbing like the one leaves and the delivery one that give people nightmares. Their ads are unskippable and annoying. Their ads are seen on tv on channels like USA network during wwe shows, teen nick, adult swim, fxx, Fox, and mtv. Their ads are hated that people smoke and vape out of spite of them. They must be stopped now.
Me: imma go watch some tv
Commercial break: science class ad from the real cost
Me: oh not again *runs like hell out of the room immediately*
by Chris Hansen is the goat December 25, 2019
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Skittle

Leaving skittles pox untreated can lead to 6ix9ine disease
by Chris Hansen is the goat September 08, 2020
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Common Sense Media

A piece of shit website where soccer moms who have children that want to play a game or watch a tv show or a movie refer to to see if it has positive messages, violence, sex, drugs, and of course the worst category ever CONSUMERISM. To get a good review it must go with the common sense media guidelines. They give all good movies 3 stars which sucks.
Teenager in high school : hey mom can I play fortnite and roblox kids games suck
Mom: let me check common sense media

Mom: no it’s 18+
Mom: it’s not stop treating like a baby I’m 17 curse you
by Chris Hansen is the goat November 25, 2019
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