Chris Colletti's definitions

Suggesticles

The male equivalent to the cameltoe.

I really liked the way the spandex was outlining my pecs and bicepts, it made my ass look pretty toned also, but I didn't realize that it gave me the whackest suggesticles until this girl pointed it out after I got up on the table after a few shots.

by Chris Colletti January 3, 2009

Chesticles

When your balls are settled snuggly between a womans breasts as she's giving you head.

Jordan: "Yo man, what'd u do last night?"
Martin: "One word bro, one fuckin word: Chesticles."
Jordan: "Nice bro! Fuck yeah!"
Martin: "Fuckin fuck yeah!"

by Chris Colletti January 3, 2009

Elasticles

Do you're balls hang low? do they wobble to and fro? can you tie 'em in a knot, can you tie 'em in a bow? Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder like a continental soldier, do you balls hang low?

I had been really self conscious about my elasticles growing up, i couldn't wear shorts or boxers, I even used to tape them to the side of my leg. Thats why I'm so glad I met Stacy! She loves 'em! She plays with 'em all the time, and not the way my dog used to, like she's gentle and stuff...it's cool.

by Chris Colletti January 3, 2009

Rastacles

When a man dreads his pubes.

Dane: "I think I'm gonna go rastacles."
George: "Ew, you fucking tard, why would you want that?"

by Chris Colletti January 3, 2009