turtling

The delicate moments right before one really, really has to take a shit, where the shit is literally poking its head out of the sphincter then quickly hiding inside again.

Man, on the drive home from Disneyland, I had to take a serious shit; I was totally turtling.

by Chris November 17, 2003

docs

Modern nickname for the Purdue Pharma prescription painkiller OxyContin. Usually used when multiple OxyContin pills are present.

"Yo, you got any docs left?"

"These docs got me so high right now"

by Chris January 03, 2005

queef

When the lips of the vagina play paddycake as it expells large quanity of air.

My girlfriends pussy played vaginal music as she queefed.

by Chris March 01, 2005

The Killer

Ghost faced serial killer and star of the Scream films. Specialises in falling over furniture, using his hands-free kit and playing music at unsociable volumes.

Help, it's The Killer!

by Chris March 26, 2003

hawthorne heights

worst fucking band i've heard since Color Me Bad

Hey have you heard of that new band Hawthorne Heights?
Nope.
Yeah, i thought so, you usually only listen to GOOD music

by Chris April 01, 2005

Bawhum

A Scottish term meaning a gentle oral vibration upon the scrotum or sometimes used to describe a person of little intelligence.

1: "This girl gave me a BJ and bawhum last night"
2: "Shut it you bawhum"

by Chris June 19, 2006

LFG

Landable fly/float glitch
Glitch that can be done in thps games to float infinitly and do tons of tricks.

That stupid n00b is using an LFG to rack up points...ban him.

by chris March 17, 2003