Spodank

(adj.) Something that is stupid, useless, or unnecessary. synonyms: stupid, gay, retarded.
That assembly we had about drugs and alcohol was so spodank. I fell asleep!
by Chris November 30, 2004
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stapleton

a mooch or a person who takes more than they deserve.
that dude is such a stapleton
by Chris February 05, 2005
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Castro

The gay district of San Francisco, sometimes referred to as a "Gay Mecca." Originally began in the 70s, when civil rights pioneer Harvey Milk became the first gay city official in the US. Murdered in city hall along with the mayor by a jealous competitor, who was later released after only a very brief sentence, leading to widespread outrage in the city. Now home to many gay individuals, businesses, restaurants, bars and clubs. Home to one of the biggest Pride celebrations, annually every summer.
Stupid ignorant motherfuckers on this website telling people in the castro to "get a girlfriend" should try getting a boyfriend instead.
by Chris September 03, 2005
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marmalise

Marmalise,

1. to unleash upon a person and completely and utterly destroy them into a pool of viscous orange bio-soup

2. In the event that a person, unintentionally and unfavourably falls into a vat or marmalade, thus becomeing marmalised.
1.

man1: I'm going to marmalise you because I don't like your head
man2: please don't marmalise me because you don't like my head!
man2: *marmalised*

2.

man: this railing looks very stout and hardy, I might put my full body weight on and....*splash*
by Chris February 27, 2005
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fisheye

When you cum in a girl's eye, she winks because it stings. If you look at a live fish, it winks in the same manner.
I gave her the old fisheye and she bit my dick.
by Chris March 20, 2005
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acre corn

A color frequently used by blondes to describe the color of their dresses.
So Meghan, what color is your dress? Acre corn.
by Chris April 12, 2005
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Crotch Fiddler

One who fiddles the crotch, a chronic masturbator. One who jerks off compulsively.
Chris is such a crotch fiddler, no wonder we never see him any more.
by Chris March 13, 2005
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