Chris / Kansasville/ Wisconsin's definitions

shwinkle winkle

The shriveling of a penis due to cold temperatures.

I got shwinkle winkle after diving in the lake.

by Chris / Kansasville/ Wisconsin April 2, 2017

Juicy phone

A phone that becomes wet with face sweat after talking on it for extended periods of time.

I had a juicy phone again last night after talking to my girl for four hours.

by Chris / Kansasville/ Wisconsin March 26, 2017

doofus maneuver

An idiotic move or gesture by a person considered to be unusually inept at basic life skills.

He made his usual doofus maneuver last night when he spilled his drink on that hot chick.

by Chris / Kansasville/ Wisconsin March 26, 2017

doofus maneuver

An idiotic move or gesture by a person considered to be unusually inept at basic life skills.

He made his usual doofus maneuver last night when he spilled his drink on that hot chick.

by Chris / Kansasville/ Wisconsin March 26, 2017

B.O.A.T.

BEST.OF.ALL.TIME.

She's a total B.O.A.T. in bed !

by Chris / Kansasville/ Wisconsin May 9, 2018

Meat snapper

A very juicy pussy that snaps up man meat and doesn't let go.

Her meat snapper gripped my cock hard enough to snap it in two last night. I'm going back for seconds.

by Chris / Kansasville/ Wisconsin October 13, 2019

juicy maneuver

Any maneuver meant to get a girl hot and bothered ( AKA juicy )

He made a juicy maneuver on the hottest chick in the club...nailed it ! ( and her )

by Chris / Kansasville/ Wisconsin March 26, 2017