Definitions by Chris / Kansasville/ Wisconsin

Meat snapper 

A very juicy pussy that snaps up man meat and doesn't let go.

Her meat snapper gripped my cock hard enough to snap it in two last night. I'm going back for seconds.

Meat snapper by Chris / Kansasville/ Wisconsin October 13, 2019

B.O.A.T. 

BEST.OF.ALL.TIME.

She's a total B.O.A.T. in bed !

B.O.A.T. by Chris / Kansasville/ Wisconsin May 9, 2018

shwinkle winkle 

The shriveling of a penis due to cold temperatures.

I got shwinkle winkle after diving in the lake.

shwinkle winkle by Chris / Kansasville/ Wisconsin April 2, 2017

hot berries 

Hot berries are testicles that have been exposed to excessive heat such as a hot tub or sauna for extended periods of time.

I got hot berries after passing out in the hot tub last night .

hot berries by Chris / Kansasville/ Wisconsin March 26, 2017

doofus maneuver 

An idiotic move or gesture by a person considered to be unusually inept at basic life skills.

He made his usual doofus maneuver last night when he spilled his drink on that hot chick.

doofus maneuver by Chris / Kansasville/ Wisconsin March 26, 2017

Juicy phone 

A phone that becomes wet with face sweat after talking on it for extended periods of time.

I had a juicy phone again last night after talking to my girl for four hours.

Juicy phone by Chris / Kansasville/ Wisconsin March 26, 2017

doofus maneuver 

An idiotic move or gesture by a person considered to be unusually inept at basic life skills.

He made his usual doofus maneuver last night when he spilled his drink on that hot chick.

doofus maneuver by Chris / Kansasville/ Wisconsin March 26, 2017