Juicy phone

A phone that becomes wet with face sweat after talking on it for extended periods of time.
I had a juicy phone again last night after talking to my girl for four hours.
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doofus maneuver

An idiotic move or gesture by a person considered to be unusually inept at basic life skills.
He made his usual doofus maneuver last night when he spilled his drink on that hot chick.
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doofus maneuver

An idiotic move or gesture by a person considered to be unusually inept at basic life skills.
He made his usual doofus maneuver last night when he spilled his drink on that hot chick.
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juicy maneuver

Any maneuver meant to get a girl hot and bothered ( AKA juicy )
He made a juicy maneuver on the hottest chick in the club...nailed it ! ( and her )
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hot berries

Hot berries are testicles that have been exposed to excessive heat such as a hot tub or sauna for extended periods of time.
I got hot berries after passing out in the hot tub last night .
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shwinkle winkle

The shriveling of a penis due to cold temperatures.
I got shwinkle winkle after diving in the lake.
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Meat snapper

A very juicy pussy that snaps up man meat and doesn't let go.
Her meat snapper gripped my cock hard enough to snap it in two last night. I'm going back for seconds.
by Chris / Kansasville/ Wisconsin October 13, 2019
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