Definitions by Chris "Your Hero" Mock

Mona Lisa Principle 

The notion that while there isn't necessarily something wrong with someone/something, the two elements aren't a match.

"Dude, why did y'all break up?"
"Classic Mona Lisa Principle. She was beautiful, mysterious, and intriguing, but (pointing to my brain) didn't match a damn thing in my house."

Mona Lisa Principle by Chris "Your Hero" Mock June 10, 2018

Kinderference 

To aid in another's productivity by keeping their children preoccupied.

Mama ran kinderference while Daddy built the decorations for the kid's birthday party.

Kinderference by Chris "Your Hero" Mock February 5, 2018

Gangster Capris 

Long, usually denim shorts worn by urban miscreants in the southern US that resemble the female "non-pants" known as capris. The desired effect is to look like a child who raided his father's drawers. See also: Hoodlum High-waters

Did you see that reprobate in the gangster capris?

Gangster Capris by Chris "Your Hero" Mock August 22, 2011

Dorito Money 

Menial wages earned through acts of prostitution.

"That woman has sex for money. Not even that much money, either. Maybe Dorito Money, but certainly not enough for a bus ticket."

Kiersten: "You got any cash?"
Collin: "Nah, all I got is my Dorito Money."

Dorito Money by Chris "Your Hero" Mock January 3, 2011

Schwackum stick

Any elongated blunt instrument used to beat common sense into one's uninformed counterpart. At times, a schwackum stick can be a doppleganger for a golf club, baseball bat, tree limb, shillelagh, or sawed-off pool cue.

One day, while driving down the road one bright, country day we see a cow in the middle of the road. We honked, it didn't move. So we reached in the back for what we call our schwackum sticks and we schwacked that cow back to the field where it belonged.

Schwackum stick by Chris "Your Hero" Mock November 17, 2010