Chris's definitions

profanitize

v. To insert a profanity, usually some derivative of the word "fuck," into the middle of an ordinary word, in order to achieve added emphasis.

You should hear him talk: he profanitizes everything. It isn't just fantastic, it's fanfuckingtastic. Not spectacular but specfuckingtacular. Really, you should hear him speak for yourself... it's unfuckingbeleivable.

by Chris November 19, 2004

plywood

A flat ass, having no curves.

Christinas got a plywood ass.

by Chris November 18, 2004

Chattanooga (Choo Choo) Steamer

1)When you take a shit on someones face and then stomp the hell out of their face with some old shoes while the shit is still on their face.

"That dude was talking shit so I gave him a Chattanooga Steamer!"

by Chris November 17, 2004

G-Check

1) When someone is offending you or bothering you, you put the person in check or teach them a lesson so to speak.

"Jim Lee was talking shit, so I G-Checked his ass by robbing him!"

by Chris November 17, 2004

Reverse Blumpkin

1) Like a normal blumpkin, but the girl is taking a shit and giving you a blow-job.

"Man that crazy girl from class wanted me to come in the bathroom while she was shiting so she could give a reverse blumpkin. But I said "no thats nasty!"

by Chris November 17, 2004

Fagism

1) The belief that it is ok to be homosexual.
2) To participate in a homosexual life style.

1)"Man I hate most liberals, they are usually involved in fagism!"
2)"I never see Jamichael with any girls, I wonder if he's involved in fagism?"

by Chris November 17, 2004

Wiggette

1) A stupid ass white girl who acts, talks, and dresses like she is a poor black girl from the hood and only dates black guys.
2) A stupid bitch who thinks only dating black guys will compensate for all the guys of her own race who were not attracted to her.

"Abbey turned down my friend Jonathan because he is white, even though she is white she said she only dates black guys, she is such a wiggette!"

by Chris November 17, 2004