4 definitions by Chocolate Assholes
Term used when a gelatinous loaf of cranberry sauce bounds down the Ice luge at the top of shit fuck mountain, facializing the eagerly awaiting, open mouth recipient. The douche canoe on the receiving end of the Cranberry Loaf Facial is usually a sheepvest or similar breed.
by Chocolate Assholes September 16, 2020
You are at the brink of passing gas, but you are in a place you can’t expel. So, you suck the fart back in and rip one inside yourself. Your stomach then creates the flatulent noise, but everyone just thinks you are hungry. This is the inside fart.
I was meeting my girlfriend’s parents for the first time and had to let one go, but instead I decided to inside fart.
by Chocolate Assholes September 23, 2020
1. When Someone is so hot the situation requires masturbation or a deposit in the spank bank
3. The situation at hand when you are pooping and you inquire about the spank selection.
3. The situation at hand when you are pooping and you inquire about the spank selection.
1. Dude, your mom is so hot it put me in a spanktuation.
- Term used by a douche canoe when spotting a sexy beast.
3. What’s the spanktuation?
- Term used by a douche canoe when spotting a sexy beast.
3. What’s the spanktuation?
by Chocolate Assholes September 11, 2020
A douche canoe hailing from Wyoming who’s choice of outfits typically revolves around the latest trends in faux sheep wool vests. His main goal is to be so smooth that even if things don’t work out with you, he still can still get a hand job from your friends.
by Chocolate Assholes September 16, 2020