Chives >:3's definitions

silco

this is the hottest man ive ever seen. i dont give two fucks about how old or how much of a terrorist he is. he can terrorise this pussy. i want that man to gigve me the nasties slopiest bhackshots ever witnessed. he could get me pregnatn a million times and i would go back to him. i will suck hijm off the bone. have him weak for hours. some people need a breakj i could go on for YEARSSSSSSSS.

person 1: who gave that bitch like two stds and five kids.

person 2: i think it was that dude silco

person 1: i would do the same tbh.

by Chives >:3 May 18, 2025

Emelia

the biggest pick me bitch there ever was she always blamed the girls for everything and went cryingnto her little boyfriends i cannont stand that flat footed fat faced hummunhgus tiddied bitch omfg she irritated the fuck oiut of me i wanted to slap her with a ten foot pole. if she ever were to read this is hope she underswtands that no one gives a darn that you actaully nevermnind that you had the biggest boobs in the class andnever wore a fucking bra like them shits were swingin like he;lll evertytime ub would run in gym class it was like two water ballons hanign on for dear life please get a bra and cover that up no one wwanted u u were gay too so double poiints off and i just remembered ur dumbass forgot how to spell ur own last name like its the most easy thing to spell how did u forget it and alos u were cringe as fuck when in spanish class you would scream shut up in spanish like girl u dont know spanish

person: damn whos titties are those i hear them from a mile away

Person 2: thats that bitch Emelia.

by Chives >:3 March 11, 2025

Nathan

the worst guy you'll ever meet I swear I have never met a Nathan that didn't make me want to rip out my liver so bad if you see one get a taser and pepper spray and tbh a gun

person 1: Oh hey look its Nathan!
person 2: EW WTF *cocks gun*

by Chives >:3 April 28, 2024

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i put my elbow on the keyboard and that's it

*texting friend*
you: how's it going
friend: frtttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttg

by Chives >:3 February 11, 2021

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when your cat jumps on your keyboard and triggers one of the keys

*Cat jumps on your desk and walks towards your keyboard*
You: hi kitttttttty
*Cat walks closer and gets on your keyboard*
What you're writing: YouTube was made in 2005 byjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj

by Chives >:3 February 4, 2021