Loserwok

An individual that should be pitied rather than scorned. Found mainly around Waterfoot and Bangor Bus Station, they consistently fail to perform against their betters.

Their hobbies include emu worrying and watching old Jim’ll Fix It re-runs.
Shauna-did you lose again tonight?
Edwina-yes
Shauna-what a loserwok
by Chipleader Hero March 19, 2021
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Global Architect

The retard at work who thinks she knows better than everyone else and no one can get along with and is made to work from home.
Have you seen that ugly new bird Edwina? She's a right pain in the arse. Going to make her the office's global architect.
by Chipleader Hero March 17, 2021
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Edwina

Edwina is one of the top 256,310 runners in the UK, having once run a marathon in under 6 hours.
She loves animals, but has a restraining order barring her from being within 50 metres of children’s pets, farmyard animals or a zoo. Owns a small Bangor Jedi, who lives in the local bus station toilets.
Author of Waterfoot’s best selling book “How can loving your cousin be wrong”, in her spare time she works as a tout for the police.
I heard the brigadier got arrested again, Edwina must have touted.
by Chipleader Hero March 25, 2021
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Glen Runners

Operating under the guise of a running club, but actually a front for some very deviant and fowl sexual activity, specialising in unspeakable acts on children’s pets.
Waterfoot resident-quick, bring the tortoise into the house, here comes Edwina and the Glen Runners.
by Chipleader Hero March 22, 2021
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An Elf

Going to great lengths to state a point with gusto, barely checked facts and annoying repetition, only to volte face at first sign of opposition
Edwina claimed a big win at Cheltenham but as usual couldn’t back it up. What an elf.
by Chipleader Hero March 17, 2021
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