Definitions by Chipleader Hero

Poor 

Reply given to argument when it has gone over your head, or you can't make a decent response.

Edwina couldn't argue with the real chipleader, so she just typed poor and went back to her cave to tarmac the little elf.

Poor by Chipleader Hero March 18, 2021

Brigadier 

“Real power is something you take” Jock Ewing once said to Bobby. And thus, becoming a brigadier is a rite of passage only the most ruthless can aspire to.

Some say becoming a brigadier is like winning a game of low, others say it’s just luck. In some parts of Belfast there are as many as one brigadier to every ten windows.

Often sought by the police, only a fool would confirm his identity.

Policeman-is that man dancing like a chicken the brigadier

Edwina-yes

Brigadier by Chipleader Hero March 18, 2021

Waterfoot 

The capital of swinging in the Glens. Home to the largest fish arsehole factory and landfill site in Western Europe.

Have you seen Edwina?
No, she gone swinging in Waterfoot.

Waterfoot by Chipleader Hero March 17, 2021

Global Architect 

The retard at work who thinks she knows better than everyone else and no one can get along with and is made to work from home.

Have you seen that ugly new bird Edwina? She's a right pain in the arse. Going to make her the office's global architect.

Global Architect by Chipleader Hero March 17, 2021

An Elf 

Going to great lengths to state a point with gusto, barely checked facts and annoying repetition, only to volte face at first sign of opposition

Edwina claimed a big win at Cheltenham but as usual couldn’t back it up. What an elf.

An Elf by Chipleader Hero March 17, 2021