Chipleader Hero's definitions

Global Architect

The retard at work who thinks she knows better than everyone else and no one can get along with and is made to work from home.

Have you seen that ugly new bird Edwina? She's a right pain in the arse. Going to make her the office's global architect.

by Chipleader Hero March 17, 2021

Poor

Reply given to argument when it has gone over your head, or you can't make a decent response.

Edwina couldn't argue with the real chipleader, so she just typed poor and went back to her cave to tarmac the little elf.

by Chipleader Hero March 18, 2021

Waterfoot

The capital of swinging in the Glens. Home to the largest fish arsehole factory and landfill site in Western Europe.

Have you seen Edwina?
No, she gone swinging in Waterfoot.

by Chipleader Hero March 17, 2021

Edwina

Edwina is one of the top 256,310 runners in the UK, having once run a marathon in under 6 hours.
She loves animals, but has a restraining order barring her from being within 50 metres of children’s pets, farmyard animals or a zoo. Owns a small Bangor Jedi, who lives in the local bus station toilets.
Author of Waterfoot’s best selling book “How can loving your cousin be wrong”, in her spare time she works as a tout for the police.

I heard the brigadier got arrested again, Edwina must have touted.

by Chipleader Hero March 25, 2021

Chipleader

You can’t become a chipleader, you are born as one. Found only in designated beauty spots like Carrick and Killinchy, it’s traditional to bow, clap and cartwheel when you are in their presence. Always address the chipleader with a Hail hail!! when you are graced with their presence (not to be confused with Heil when you meet Edwina).

Edwina-Hail hail!! can I become a chipleader?

Chipleader-no

by Chipleader Hero March 19, 2021