by chip whitley December 01, 2004

I'd show you that I can do a handstand, but my skirt is short and I have no panties on.
::orgasm::
Oh shit, I just blew on myself!
::orgasm::
Oh shit, I just blew on myself!
by Chip Whitley August 13, 2004

Some Colombian coke dealer that lives in DeForest, Wisconsin on Scott Drive. Has a side-job as a DJ. His license plate reads "DJRUMBA".
by Chip Whitley August 13, 2004

Super-intelligent gerbil/hamster halfbreeds that will one day enslave the human race and eat our babies. They are conveniently hidden within the bodies of sailors. They like buttsecks.
by Chip Whitley August 13, 2004
