Chip Whitley's definitions

footskitball

its a game i created its a mix of football and uhhhhhhh skitball heh

dem bitches be playin some muthafuckin footskitball

by chip whitley December 1, 2004

pantyless

Instant hardon leading to blowing your load all over the nice woman's black dress.

I'd show you that I can do a handstand, but my skirt is short and I have no panties on.

::orgasm::

Oh shit, I just blew on myself!

by Chip Whitley August 13, 2004

DJ Rumba

Some Colombian coke dealer that lives in DeForest, Wisconsin on Scott Drive. Has a side-job as a DJ. His license plate reads "DJRUMBA".

Hey, mang, I'm DJ Rumba! Wanna buy some Grade-A Colombian gold?

by Chip Whitley August 13, 2004

Gerbster

Super-intelligent gerbil/hamster halfbreeds that will one day enslave the human race and eat our babies. They are conveniently hidden within the bodies of sailors. They like buttsecks.

OH SNAP! IT'S A FREAKIN' GERBSTER! HIDE THA BABIEZ!!!11one!!1shift+1!!shift+one11111111111

by Chip Whitley August 13, 2004