4 definitions by Chip Whitley

DJ Rumba

Some Colombian coke dealer that lives in DeForest, Wisconsin on Scott Drive. Has a side-job as a DJ. His license plate reads "DJRUMBA".

Hey, mang, I'm DJ Rumba! Wanna buy some Grade-A Colombian gold?

by Chip Whitley August 13, 2004

Gerbster

Super-intelligent gerbil/hamster halfbreeds that will one day enslave the human race and eat our babies. They are conveniently hidden within the bodies of sailors. They like buttsecks.

OH SNAP! IT'S A FREAKIN' GERBSTER! HIDE THA BABIEZ!!!11one!!1shift+1!!shift+one11111111111

by Chip Whitley August 13, 2004

pantyless

Instant hardon leading to blowing your load all over the nice woman's black dress.

I'd show you that I can do a handstand, but my skirt is short and I have no panties on.

::orgasm::

Oh shit, I just blew on myself!

by Chip Whitley August 14, 2004

footskitball

its a game i created its a mix of football and uhhhhhhh skitball heh

dem bitches be playin some muthafuckin footskitball

by Chip Whitley December 2, 2004