Sarcastically said to imply that it's recipient has been masterbating a lot, due to the extordinary amount of tissues in a trashcan nearby.
Also includes but is not limited to: paper towel, napkins, toilet paper, wash clothes, and handkerchiefs.
Also includes but is not limited to: paper towel, napkins, toilet paper, wash clothes, and handkerchiefs.
Jack: Yo I was so productive today
John: *notices a lot of tissues in trashcan* Yeah I'll bet. You must have a runny nose!
Jack: Haha bro I'm not sick!
John: Well then stop killing trees you wanker! *points to trashcan*
John: *notices a lot of tissues in trashcan* Yeah I'll bet. You must have a runny nose!
Jack: Haha bro I'm not sick!
John: Well then stop killing trees you wanker! *points to trashcan*
by Chillbro March 04, 2014
Loved by all girls who give blow jobs. Cum produced from male genitalia, due to eating lots of fruits, that is unnaturally sweet and loaded with vitamins and minerals. Any carrier of honeycum has a 100% chance of the partner swallowing and thanking them profusely.
Bro 1: Yo did you and that sloot get it on last night?
Bro 2: Yeah I got the best bj ever!
Bro 1: Did she swallow?
Bro 2: Of course! She said my honeycum was so good that she wants too buy some for her sloot friends!
Bro 1: Psh, what sloots!
Bro 2: Yeah I got the best bj ever!
Bro 1: Did she swallow?
Bro 2: Of course! She said my honeycum was so good that she wants too buy some for her sloot friends!
Bro 1: Psh, what sloots!
by Chillbro February 24, 2014
A word which describes an individual who has nothing better to do than pinch the few friends they have (or wished they had), for not wearing green on Saint Patty's day. Usually the same annoy individual who plays "punch buggy" or brags about their accumulated collection of participation trophies.
Patty pincher: Hey man, I couldn't help but noticing you aren't wearing green *pinches guy*
Guy not wearing green: Oh... thanks... *inwardly forgives Paddy's pincher, due to seeing his/her visible lack of friends*
Patty pincher: *Awkardly smiles and proceeds to crawl back into his/her hole till next Saint party's day*
Guy not wearing green: Oh... thanks... *inwardly forgives Paddy's pincher, due to seeing his/her visible lack of friends*
Patty pincher: *Awkardly smiles and proceeds to crawl back into his/her hole till next Saint party's day*
by Chillbro March 17, 2017
A phrase, used in extreme cases, which is directed toward an individual with little or no chill. Ironically, the phrase usually has little to no effect, and in many cases incites the individual to show even less chill.
Guy 1: "You come into my house, eat from my fridge, fuck my wife, and take a dump in my toilet?!?"
Guy2: "Woahhhhhhh chill bro"
*Guy1, realizing Guy2 is actually no "bro" of his, loses all chill he had left*
Guy2: "Woahhhhhhh chill bro"
*Guy1, realizing Guy2 is actually no "bro" of his, loses all chill he had left*
by Chillbro March 17, 2017