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Definitions by Chief of Geist

Dimpled Dumpling 

A girl's ass that's very dimpled
Hey guy, I was hoping for a tight onion but I a got a dimpled dumpling.

My that chic used to have a tight onion but now it's just a dimpled dumpling.

Marcus, that girl used to have a tight onion but three kids later it's a dimpled dumpling.

Chief's white root cream 

The magic potion that will cure any ailment
Person 1) "My pussy hurts today"

Person 2) "maybe you need a little Chief's white root cream for that"

Tight Onion 

The tight ass of a hot chick. One you could bounce a quarter off.
"Hey guy, look at that tight onion." "Marcus loves tight onions he should check her out"

Tight Onion 

The tight ass of a hot chick. One you could bounce a quarter off.
"Hey guy, look at that tight onion." "Marcus loves tight onions he should check her out"

two ball juice 

Two ball juice is the male sperm.
I’m going to give that Chick some two ball juice right between the eyes

Cocktail Cove 

Every boating lake has a Cocktail Cove where boats pull in and tie up to other boats. It’s mostly middle age men wearing Ed Hardy shirts listening to Nickelback and try to bang twenty-some age girls.
Hey buddy, ready to hit cocktail cove?
I have the new Nickelback CD and I see some talent ready to get banged.