by Chief of Geist July 25, 2020
Hey guy, I was hoping for a tight onion but I a got a dimpled dumpling.
My that chic used to have a tight onion but now it's just a dimpled dumpling.
Marcus, that girl used to have a tight onion but three kids later it's a dimpled dumpling.
My that chic used to have a tight onion but now it's just a dimpled dumpling.
Marcus, that girl used to have a tight onion but three kids later it's a dimpled dumpling.
by Chief of Geist July 23, 2023
Person 1) "My pussy hurts today"
Person 2) "maybe you need a little Chief's white root cream for that"
Person 2) "maybe you need a little Chief's white root cream for that"
by Chief of Geist July 23, 2023
Every boating lake has a Cocktail Cove where boats pull in and tie up to other boats. It’s mostly middle age men wearing Ed Hardy shirts listening to Nickelback and try to bang twenty-some age girls.
Hey buddy, ready to hit cocktail cove?
I have the new Nickelback CD and I see some talent ready to get banged.
I have the new Nickelback CD and I see some talent ready to get banged.
by Chief of Geist July 25, 2020
by Chief of Geist July 23, 2023
by Chief of Geist July 23, 2023