Chief of Geist 's definitions

Tight Onion

The tight ass of a hot chick. One you could bounce a quarter off.

"Hey guy, look at that tight onion." "Marcus loves tight onions he should check her out"

by Chief of Geist July 23, 2023

two ball juice

Two ball juice is the male sperm.

I’m going to give that Chick some two ball juice right between the eyes

by Chief of Geist July 25, 2020

Cocktail Cove

Every boating lake has a Cocktail Cove where boats pull in and tie up to other boats. It’s mostly middle age men wearing Ed Hardy shirts listening to Nickelback and try to bang twenty-some age girls.

Hey buddy, ready to hit cocktail cove?
I have the new Nickelback CD and I see some talent ready to get banged.

by Chief of Geist July 24, 2020

Tight Onion

The tight ass of a hot chick. One you could bounce a quarter off.

"Hey guy, look at that tight onion." "Marcus loves tight onions he should check her out"

by Chief of Geist July 23, 2023

Dimpled Dumpling

A girl's ass that's very dimpled

Hey guy, I was hoping for a tight onion but I a got a dimpled dumpling.

My that chic used to have a tight onion but now it's just a dimpled dumpling.

Marcus, that girl used to have a tight onion but three kids later it's a dimpled dumpling.

by Chief of Geist July 23, 2023

Chief's white root cream

The magic potion that will cure any ailment

Person 1) "My pussy hurts today"

Person 2) "maybe you need a little Chief's white root cream for that"

by Chief of Geist July 23, 2023