ChezmonoIsHere's definitions

Salvagery

A location at which disaster struck that is looted for the resources to be salvaged or repurposed.
Most salvageries are also used to remove the debris for uses such as expansion and reconstruction.

Most Makadrians worked at the salvagery, collecting whatever valuables they could from the war-torn graveyard of which they walk upon, soiling the land with their muddy, blood-ridden boots.

by ChezmonoIsHere March 5, 2017

Tempted Challenge

The difficult act of endeavoring to rhyme the word "tempted" as many times as you possibly can in a musical manor, such as singing or rapping.

Example Of The Tempted Challenge:
I HAVE ATTEMPTED
TO RHYME THE WORD TEMPTED
AS MANY TIMES AS POSSIBLE WITHOUT GETTING PREEMPTED
BACKFIRE EXEMPTED
BACK HOME IS KEMPT-ED
MY RHYMES ARE SO LIT, AND YET THEY FEEL CONTEMPT-ED

by ChezmonoIsHere January 4, 2017

Dodn't

For when "didn't" or "doesn't" could both work, in theory, but neither feels quite right.

Son: "Hey, we're on our way to the concert."
Dad: "Is your mother going?"
Son: "No, I figured she probably dodn't want to go.

"Didn't" would work here because they're on their way to the concert, but "doesn't" would work because they're not there yet, so "dodn't" is ideal here.

by ChezmonoIsHere February 1, 2020

Attention Span Of An Anti-Sex Addict On Pornhub

A term used in describing someone as having a nonexistent attention span.

Bubba Joe: So then I licked Sarah's pussy clean while Jane ate my asshole. And while all of this was going on, Mary Ann rode my rock hard cock like a nympho on steroids. But that's not it, cuz I also had Gina rubbing her titties on my body while I grabbed Rhonda and Taylor's breasts. Plus, the dozen other girls were masturbating and having multi-orgasms until the break of dawn.
Jacky Keith: Did you say something? I was listening to Easy Street.
Bubba Joe: You pathetic fuck. You have the attention span of an anti-sex addict on Pornhub.

by ChezmonoIsHere February 1, 2020

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

That shitty symbol that pops up when Urban Dictionary can't find the word you're looking for.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
bish the fuck is u lookin 4?

by ChezmonoIsHere January 28, 2017

Aikanaziantoddle

A combination between a feminist, a Nazi, a feminazi, and my Uncle John.

You're a total Aikanaziantoddle... always drunk, bitching about men, and trying to conquer the world.

by ChezmonoIsHere January 7, 2017

TTFTT

1. An unintelligent nymphomaniac

2. Her vagina

Stands for "Twit Twat For The Taking"

Example 1
- Submissive Girl: I'm a TTFTT, boys ;)

Example 2
- Submissive Girl: Please fuck my pussy!
- Alpha Male A: TTFTT
- Alpha Male B: You got that right.

by ChezmonoIsHere August 21, 2019