Chester Choda's definitions

hortense

18th century Negroid-Dutch Ghetto slang for a fat fat whore.

That hortense emailed me!

Randy's dick smelled of cheeseburger after that hortense had her fill.

by Chester Choda March 27, 2003

chestachoda

The area of skin between your balls and your asshole.

After a hard night of anal sex, Randy has a sweaty chestachoda.

by Chester Choda March 7, 2003

Gable

The two seater table in the corner at your local fastfood joint...

"Check out those two sitting at the gable, don't look now- but one of 'em is looking our way!"

by Chester Choda April 8, 2003