Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Chernorizets Hrabr

most extreme elimination challenge

Test to see how many times you can see a jap fall on his face before changing the channel.

Most Extreme Elimination Challenge was funny the fist time, now it's played.

most extreme elimination challenge by Chernorizets Hrabr July 6, 2004

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britney spears

More hated in America than Osama bin Laden... and that's really, really sad.

Britney can't compensate her fake personality with just being hot.

britney spears by Chernorizets Hrabr July 6, 2004

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ORLANDO BLOOM

Someone that none of you fat, ugly, ditzy schoolgirls will ever have a chance with. If I were him I'd carry that bow around to fend you losers off. Leave the poor guy alone.

Orlando Bloom can do 200x better than you and he will.

ORLANDO BLOOM by Chernorizets Hrabr July 6, 2004

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Italian

Victims of stupid Americans bastardizing their heritage to try and sound cool and/or tough. So-called "Italians" talk with fake Brooklyn accents, eat Chef Boyardee ravioli and Domino's Pizza, and keep the first three buttons of their shirts unbuttoned so as to expose unsightly, bristly black chest hair, often complemented by a gold chain necklace. Calls friends "paizan" or "gumba" and thinks phrases such as "Donde esta?" and "'Ey chico!" are Italian. Often claims ties to the mafia in whatever major city is closest to the suburb they live in. Usually feel the need to make proclaimations such as "Yo, I'm Italian!"

"Yo, I'm 9% Italian. Respect me or I'll break ye' face and you'll be swimmin' wit' de fishes. Capisce? I tought so."

Italian by Chernorizets Hrabr July 6, 2004