Jay Kordich

The father of juicing
The god of juicing
Claimed that juice cured cancer
Claimed you could live to 100 with juice and died at 94
Is usually found squeezing carrots in a sensual fashion and claiming that nothing is coming out
¨*licks fingers* LIVE BODIES¨

THAT GUY IS JAY KORDICH

by Chernobyl Person January 07, 2022

H

if you put an airplane next to the letter H and google 9/11 they look oddly simular

holy shit H with an airplane next to it is a reference to 9/11

by Chernobyl Person February 16, 2022

Manny

The baby from Diary Of A Wimpy Kid

Manny is a communist

by Chernobyl Person January 04, 2022

Aussie Gravity

In Australia, gravity works in a different way. Everything is Australia everything and everyone is upsidedown anytime you enter the borders of Australia you are flipped upside down. while this happens you will nearly Shit yourself from the speed and force that you're flipped but you will likely be fine. once you land you will be met with A hellish landscape where the water flows up and appears pink this is called the Hiller lake phenomenon. Every animal on this continent will try to end your life and guns are illegal so make sure to bring a melee weapon.

Joe: why is the plane spinning

Sam: WE ARE EXPERIENCING AUSSIE GRAVITY

by Chernobyl Person January 06, 2022

Aussie Gravity

When in Australia the gravitational effects are different YOU ARE UPSIDE DOWN

joe: OH SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT AUSSIE GRAVITY

by Chernobyl Person January 06, 2022

Upside Down

The Australian's are Upside Down Because they are in Hell.

Look at those Australians they are upside down lmao

by Chernobyl Person January 05, 2022

lemonman

When someone is a creature of darkness and sour taste ( it would be lemonwoman if they identified as female and lemonie if they a natural or other)

That guy is a total lemonman and he stinks

by Chernobyl Person January 04, 2022