Definitions by Che Guevara

Glert

When a person / pet / animal had eaten so much they’re at an almost standstill. ie overindulging at Christmas

He/ she is so glert, he can’t move

Glert by Che Guevara December 26, 2019

ubermod 

1) a person excessively dedicated to the mod style prevalent in Britain during the 1960's

2)A dandy male who spends inordinate time getting their clothing perfect and especially long time doing their hair

3) more mod than a mod

look at me - for I am ubermod

also

wow those clothes, that hair, he is ubermod

ubermod by che guevara August 23, 2005

Phlegm brule'e 

Creamy substance with a hard crust
brought up (indeed, hocked up)from deep within the larynx.Usually the morning after a hardcore drinking session.

(cough, hock, snort, hock)
Anyone for Phlegm Brule'e?

Phlegm brule'e by Che Guevara August 13, 2005

Carrot

A promised improvement or change that never happens; usually in the workplace.

A form of bait used to keep the interest of a naive/trusting person.

An empty promise.

"They say things will get better when we the new front office system, but it's just another carrot!"

Carrot by Che Guevara August 22, 2003