Chattom, E's definitions

Jock-Strap Junkie

A homosexual Jock, usually the captian or head of a sports team. When they're not practicing or masterbating to pictures of Jake Gyllenhaal, they spend most of their time hitting on their teammates, Discussing the hottest NFL/NBA/MLB/NHL players, and sniffing the eachothers jock straps (thus the term "Jock-Strap Junkie").

Center: Hey, have you noticed that Jake squeezes when he gives you the "Good Game" slap?
Guard: Dude! I thought I was the only one that noticed!
Center: Do you think he's gay?
Guard: Yep. A strait up Jock-Strap Junkie.

by Chattom, E April 11, 2007

Booty Buffet

(boo-tee buf-fey) Any single particular place or area that contains excess amounts women that have "More ass than a Donkey Farm". Any specific social gathering (i.e. parties, bars, nightclubs, etc) that is bountiful in bulbous booty, has an abundance of apple-bottom ass, hordes of heavy hiny, or a cornicopia of clean-cut cutta.

Guy 1: "Hey man, you hit the club last night?"

Guy 2: "Naw, man. I had to put in work."

Guy 1: "Damn man, you missed it. It was strait up a Booty Buffet in that bitch!"

by Chattom, E October 8, 2007

Smokey Bear Parade

1. An exceptionally large amount of Marine Corps Drill Instructors in one place at a givin time. Usually in motion. (ie. parade, march)

2. A Marine Corps recruits worst nightmare in reality.

Ohh my sweet-mary-mother-of-God!! It's a SMOKEY BEAR PARADE!

by Chattom, E August 22, 2006

Pimpcussion

The result of being Pimpoozled.

Doctor: It seems the patient has suffered a Pimpcussion due to being recently pimpoozled.

by Chattom, E August 18, 2006

Quarter-Cocked

(kwar-ter koked) Adj. An extension of Half-Cocked, which is acting on assumptions or partial information. A person who is Quarter-Cocked, is so idiotic that they act on STUPID assumptions based on information that doesn't even exist. Kind of like that friend that everyone knows that spouts off stupid remarks about people they don't even know.

Guy one: Dude, you hear that Paris Hilton got locked up?

Guy two: Hell Yeah! Doesn't she have a new sex tape out, "A Night In The Warden's Office"!

Idiot: What are you talking about?!? Paris Hilton is a nice, good-natured woman who is a perfect role model for preteen girls and women everywhere!

Guy one: Kick his quarter-cocked ass.

Guy two: Ok.

by Chattom, E August 30, 2007

Whidbey Island whales

Morbidly obese (i.e. overweight, fat, tubby, huge, and occasionally "big-boned") Women in the Oak Harbor/Island County of Whidbey Island, Washington. These creatures are of the pachyderm family, are mammals, and are the largest land animals alive today. Their habitat includes country bars, cheap nightclubs, and many of the fast food locations across the northwestern state of Washinton and southern Canada. W.I.W's are omnivores, spending 16 hours a day collecting junk food, beer, and large supply of Man-Beef. Their diet is at least 50% Hotdogs, supplemented with grease, burgers, fries, chips, candy, and small amounts of fruit juice, lean cuisine and diet coke. Scientists belive that because they only digest 40% of what they eat, they have to make up for their digestive system's lack of efficiency in volume. An adult W.I.W can consume 300–600 lb (140–270 kg) of food a day. 60% of that food leaves their body undigested, which is why they smell funny. They also give fantastic blowjobs.

Steve Irwin: CRIKEY! Do you see thaht? What you ar now lookin' at is one of the many Innnnfamous Whidbey Island Whales! We got to be veeery careful as not to disturb hher in hher hhabitat. Lets go in for a closer look! Goregeous!

by Chattom, E August 18, 2006

15k

A common term used by Marines (USMC) to refer to something/someone/some unimaginable situation or feat as ridiculous or, lamely speaking, "Bullshit"

"Yo Devildog, I'm getting NJP'd tomorrow!"
"Really! Sorry about that Devil, That military underage drinking law is 15k."

"Damn! This '15 minutes prior' shit is 15k!"

by Chattom, E July 5, 2006