Charmouche's definitions

Choosh

A cool, funny upstate Boston gangsta way of saying Jewish.

Na'aw brotha man, that hot ass girl walkin' the streets ain't Italian, she can only be choosh. Shabbat shalom, mama.

by Charmouche July 9, 2017

Xanax

Probably the most potent benzo (anti-anxiety) drug out there. Must be taken with caution and great responsibility. It is very addicting, so the key is to use it in moderation. You can go up and talk to pretty much anyone and say almost anything with ease. It is good for parties and such, but you must first get a feel for the drug before doing or saying anything stupid. It also is a great tool for ADHD and studying, as it will get rid of any clouding. stress or illusions that are blocking your view.

So basically, you are disillusioned when taking and realize how much life up to age 18 with skills you have is pretty much worthless and predetermined; and realize just how messed-up and weird the world we live in really is.

Xanax turns off almost all of your emotions and helps you to access parts of your brain that are harder to access. You will realize how much most of society is an illusion and it's cultural influence is mostly irrelevant. It is similar to Marijuana in a way, only the major difference is, you have literally almost no emotions or fear, and the high is pretty small, and more like drinking alcohol and relaxing.

"I can't believe for most of my life I had to sit in a classroom being brainwashed to be a robot for 8 hours a day. They tell me --> What to think, what to do, when to do it, how to do it. What to think, what to do, when to do it, how to do it. What to think, what to do, when to do it, how to do it."

"After taking Xanax, I have finally learned to turn that mental block off and paint a perfect picture. And Mathematics is a breeze!"

by Charmouche December 15, 2016

patsy

American slang for a gullible and weak-minded person. A patsy is a fool, usually a person that has good intentions but is deceived easily. The term originated when Irish immigrants came over to the USA, during the potato famine in the 19th century. (i.e. patsy = St. Patrick) and loads of Irish people entering the working class, were easily gullible and duped by Americans crooks/fraudsters when they settled there. Another term that isn't used very much and is more rare is, "paddy". Americans were mostly Protestants too, so calling Irish people patsy was more insulting of their Catholicism than their actual ethnicity.

It is no longer derogatory against just Irish people or religion in the USA, and is now usually used in modern society by American dads to scold their sons. It's almost like saying "Don't be a gullible pussy".

Snake Oil Sellsman: hahahaha! Those damned patsy's were duped again by our quack cures, and making us richer. It's a good thing they decided to come here, trying to take the easy way out, instead of staying in Ireland.

by Charmouche October 1, 2016

The First Transgendered Person in NASCAR

To refer to a time that will take almost forever to happen. Almost impossible.

You want me to vote liberal?

Yeah right, I will wait till The First Transgendered Person in NASCAR races; before I'd ever do that !

by Charmouche May 25, 2018