Charlie Murphy's definitions

Wassel

(Noun) A chubby and/or large-sized man who dresses up as an angel or any sweet and comforting character thus making the whole ordeal look absurd and deplorable.

Mike was quite bloated with love handles and the Burger King manager insisted that dressing him up as an angel sitting on a cloud for their new low fat Whopper commercials just looked sick and made Mike a wassel.

by Charlie Murphy February 25, 2004

canned fruit

a homosexual not open about his sexuality

"I think he's a canned fruit."

by Charlie Murphy March 11, 2004

Michael J Fox

Short man that looks like my little brother except my little brother is 2 foot taller than him

he's short and carrys a ladder

by Charlie Murphy February 7, 2006

fif

Fif: means to plead the fifth amendment; to not tell something to someone else because of whatever circumstances.

In the superlative, fif can be written as "fizzif"

Example 1: Rick: "Tell me what happened last night with that hot chick!'
James: "fif"

Example 2: "I plead the fif!"

Example 3: "I can tell you that I plead the fizzif"

by Charlie Murphy June 10, 2004

back scuffle

british slang term for anal sex

"They're having a back scuffle in the room over there."

by Charlie Murphy March 11, 2004

farfignugen

v. To fart and belch at the same time.

"DAMN! Nice farfignugen."

by Charlie Murphy March 11, 2004

nurgra

Another term for a black man. Used by white people who are attempting to be black, ghetto, or hip.

"What's up my nurgra?!"

by Charlie Murphy October 13, 2004