Definitions by Charles Rice

Franzia Stand 

the act of holding a bag of franzia wine over your head and drinking as much as possible.

Greg's eyes beamed with accomplishment after finishing a 45 second Franzia Stand.

Franzia Stand by Charles Rice June 27, 2006

whiskey balls 

the saturation of one's testicles in sour mash whiskey.

After passing out in the chair next to the campfire with an open bottle of Jack in has hand, Chuck had a nasty case of whiskey balls.

whiskey balls by Charles Rice June 27, 2006

crankerwide 

a mobile home that is used to manufacture meth

Man, people come out of that crankerwide all day and night!

crankerwide by Charles Rice June 27, 2006

salty grundle 

irritation of the grundle from saltwater exposure

After boating and swimming all day, Bob had a seriously salty grundle, so bad that he had to walk with his legs spread.

salty grundle by Charles Rice June 27, 2006