rump pumper

Someone, male or female who likes to slip one in the back door

She finally gave in to his persistance and he became a fully paid up rump pumper

by Charles Monkfish March 06, 2008

fecal ferret

an uphill gardener, fudge packer, turd burgler, you know what I mean

You like to wear cardigans? You're such a fucking fecal ferret!

by Charles Monkfish March 06, 2008

len skenner

Someone who enjoys to sken the len

He knew he'd always have friends 'cos he was a proper len skenner

by Charles Monkfish March 06, 2008

sken the len

The action of rolling a joint

They left the pub as quickly as possible to get back to his mum's house to sken the len

by Charles Monkfish February 24, 2008

chutney weasel

A weasel who likes to burrow in the chutney

He moved in close and gave him a reach-around like the chutney weasel he is

by Charles Monkfish March 06, 2008