fecal ferret

an uphill gardener, fudge packer, turd burgler, you know what I mean

You like to wear cardigans? You're such a fucking fecal ferret!

by Charles Monkfish March 5, 2008

rump pumper

Someone, male or female who likes to slip one in the back door

She finally gave in to his persistance and he became a fully paid up rump pumper

by Charles Monkfish March 5, 2008

len skenner

Someone who enjoys to sken the len

He knew he'd always have friends 'cos he was a proper len skenner

by Charles Monkfish March 5, 2008

sken the len

The action of rolling a joint

They left the pub as quickly as possible to get back to his mum's house to sken the len

by Charles Monkfish February 24, 2008

chutney weasel

A weasel who likes to burrow in the chutney

He moved in close and gave him a reach-around like the chutney weasel he is

by Charles Monkfish March 5, 2008