crisscross applesauce

the act of urinating in a manner such that two (or more) streams of urine intersect, thereby creating a frothy churning yellow swirl in the water which resembles applesauce
Billy and Bobby both had to pee really bad, so rather than each taking their turn, they decided to crisscross applesauce.
by Chad Baker May 12, 2004
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doughass

Function: noun
1. insult: similar to dumbass, doofus, dork, idiot, dipshit, etc.

2. insult: specifically someone of privileged, wealthy, or othewise sheltered upbringing who lacks practical experience and street smarts and as a result comes off as an idiot when faced with real-world challenges
1. That kid we went camping with put his tent right next to the fire and the whole side of it melted. What a doughass.
by Chad Baker April 12, 2005
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swordfight

1. the act of two (or more) persons rubbing their penises against one another

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2. two men urinating at the same time and place, with an implication that they are participating in 1.
1. The gay porn video featured a lot of fellatio, tons of anal sex, and a few swordfights.

2. I'd like to finish this game of pool when John and Jeff get back from their swordfight.
by Chad Baker May 13, 2004
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