Chad's definitions

finnah

Fixing or planning on doing something.

I finnah cap dis nigga

by chad April 21, 2005

himmel

Verb. Several meanings:
1. To prematurely ejaculate
2. To get caught mastubating, and then say you were "just watching Ed"
3. To stay in on a Saturday night and masturbate over the internet with Craig.

I himmeled all over her face, and she hadn't even touched the dick yet.

Well, his door is locked. He must be in there himmeling.

Where's Aaron? I bet he's at home himmeling his life away.

by Chad February 29, 2004

uber

Inspiring awe, admiration, wonder, and majesty - all at the same time.

Possibly coined by www.chadmallory.com in the early/late 20th century, this word has been heard in many homes and even names the ESPN fantasy sports overall score.

"Fluff is uber uncomfortable with women."

by chad March 26, 2004

Big Bird

A large Caucasian female with an unusually large, malformed behind. Tends to wear yellow clothing and mumble incoherently. See also Skank Biscuit

Hey Big Bird come here and fix this server.

by Chad April 9, 2003

bumgasm

to have an orgasm 'up the arse'.

my dad gives better bumgasms than your dad does

by chad May 13, 2005

chinken

chicken you get at a chinese food restaurant.

Would yo like some chinken wif yo pork fry rice?

by Chad May 5, 2004

spit valve

The valve(s) found on a brass-wind instrument that are opened to release saliva accumulated while playing.

You're rattling. Empty your spit valve.

by Chad June 20, 2004