Chad's definitions

oldist

Someone who is racist toward old people.

also see oldest

an "old person" extremest who wants to get rid of people over the age of 52.

by chad July 11, 2004

lite rock

A form of watered-down pop music most popular in an office setting, or in the vehicles of soccer moms. Also known as "adult contemporary".

Lite rock reminds me of dentists.

by Chad June 20, 2004

Half-Life 2

Sequel to the most linear shooter ever. (you know f(x)=x)
Seriously, this game is too fucking linear.

Example:
You have a crowbar (gun "1"), it takes out enemy "A" (first enemy encountered) with realtive ease.
Enemy "B" comes along, the crowbar does not work well against enemy "B"...
So you find gun "2", it is effective at killing enemy "B" and anything lower than enemy "B"...
Enemy "C" comes along and the process repeats until you get some god-like gun that kills everything.

Great A.I.?
My ass...
The A.I. is dumb as shit, if the fucking thing sees you it will stay still wherever it is and shoot at you no matter where you go or what gun it has.
If you want insane A.I. give HALO 2 in legendary a spin, THAT is good A.I.

Its does have good graphics, but I still prefer the Unreal Engine 2 (UT2K4), its more flexible and powerful.
However, no one gives a shit about graphics if the game sucks ass. (except fanboys and graphics whores).

I'm not saying this is a bad game, but from a gameplay stance, this is piss poor. Truly good gameplay resembles TLG's System Shock 2. This game dissapoints, just like the first.

"OMGZOR!!!111 N00B ITS GOT AMAZIN PHISIKS AN SHYT!one!1 AND TEH GRAVTY GUN ROXORS LMAO ILL PWN JOO!!!111oneone HL2 IS GAWD!"
~ HL fanboy, the worst kind

by Chad March 16, 2005

Noggle

Used to give a momentarily warning to others that you are about to hit them in the nuts.

Victim: "Hey dude whats up?"
Victimizer: "NOGGLE!!"

by Chad December 7, 2004

spammery

1. The actions and practices of a spammer.
2. A company which uses spam for advertising.

Spammery is the bane of bandwidth.

by Chad May 7, 2004

yagay

A shortened version of "you're gay" ... Useful under circumstances when the person you are describing is very homosexual, as the term is a palindrome and can be pronounced both frontwards and backwards

Yagay frontwards and backwards. Any way you look at it, yagay.

by Chad February 27, 2004

cube farm

An attempt to create a false sense of privacy in an office environment. Also makes it easier for "workers" to do nothing but sip their coffee and listen to Kenny G all day.

Nothing ever gets done in that cube farm.

by Chad February 21, 2004