Chad's definitions

telelogophobia

A fear of certain television logos, including, opening/closing logos, and station/network identifications. Caused by any combination of bad graphics/animation, and creepy, primitive music. Some commonly feared logos include Viacom's V of Doom and Screen Gems' S From Hell

Telelogophobia is more common than you think.

by Chad June 10, 2004

Napper Crapper

A very useful invention. An easy chair with a built-in toilet, color TV, phone and refrigerator (full of beer of course), designed to eliminate the need to move.

Wow, thanks to my new Napper Crapper 9000, I can watch the game, guzzle beer, and never have to go to the bathroom! That lever on the side flushes the toilet!

by Chad December 17, 2003

Rub the Button

It is another term for female masturbations.

"What's Kim doing tonight?" "I don't know...she said she was going to stay home and rub the button."

by Chad October 18, 2004

Killer V

Another nickname for the Viacom V of Doom logo

The Killer V at the end of the Twilight Zone used to scare the bejeezus out me.

by Chad June 4, 2004

snizard

A cross between a snake and lizard. Resembles a snake that sprouted legs.

Oh my god, it's a snizard!

by Chad December 3, 2003

spiralbro

Spiralbro a developer and a gigachad

Spiralbro is A gigachad wtf? Real???? 3AM not clickbait

by Chad August 1, 2021

balloon juice

Same as balloonjuice

What a load of balloon juice!

by Chad December 7, 2003