111 definitions by Chad
1. (v) to flip a vehicle upside down, rubber side up, especially a convertible
2. (v) to wreck, damage, break, crash, or destroy in part, or whole a vehicle.
2. (v) to wreck, damage, break, crash, or destroy in part, or whole a vehicle.
hey, keep it rubber side down, dont tozz your new convertible.
"oh damn! did you see that nascar race? they had 2 drivers tozz their cars right on turn 3!"
"oh damn! did you see that nascar race? they had 2 drivers tozz their cars right on turn 3!"
by Chad August 21, 2005
A person who is so fat and/or disgusting that the very sight of them invokes images of a giant vat filled with congealed animal fat.
Kate is so f-ing disgusting. What the he@l does that tub of lard think she is doing. She is not hot enough to get away with saying that.
by Chad October 02, 2003
by Chad July 21, 2004
the mixture of one's ass-mud with a load of hot steaming man sauce. Once the creamy chowder and ass-mud have combined and fermented over a week long span of time, the gooey, sloppy substance that is then shat becomes the ever mysterious smud.
Smud is manufactured in Sacramento, Ca.
After I knifed and killed your 80yr old grandma, I shit on her, fucked her, then some smud fell out of her ass. It was well aged to perfection. It had the punget aroma of dead fetus.
After I knifed and killed your 80yr old grandma, I shit on her, fucked her, then some smud fell out of her ass. It was well aged to perfection. It had the punget aroma of dead fetus.
by Chad July 16, 2004
Said when leaving (by driving or walking...preferrably while driving away, tires squealing) someone with the sole intent of emphsizing that you are better than him/her and him/her is a tool. Said as an exclamatory statement when leaving or driving away. Can also be used as a verb...to snoz, snozzing, snozzed
Person 1: Hey Brandon!
Person 2: Yeh what's up? (Giving full attention)
Person 1: SNOZ! (drives away squealing tires!!!)
In this situation it would be correct to say that person 2 has just been snozzed.
Person 2: Yeh what's up? (Giving full attention)
Person 1: SNOZ! (drives away squealing tires!!!)
In this situation it would be correct to say that person 2 has just been snozzed.
by Chad March 31, 2004
by Chad May 07, 2004

