Maria is the best girlfriend I've ever had. She's cute, kind, fun and most importantly, an eager wang wizard!
by Chad Apollo February 25, 2018
An alternative word for “dick.” But not just any dick. That GOOD, SPIRITUAL, MAGICAL, dick. It’s out of this world amazing.
“Girrrrrrl, tell me why he came over last night and dropped that wizard wang on me. Sex magic was happening, and now I’m walking like Bambi fresh out the womb.”
by Energylilith January 5, 2021