Definitions by ChRiS

circus sealion 

A circus sealion is where 3 or more males stand in a row while a woman gives them all oral sex

Tracy is preforming the circus sealion

circus sealion by Chris May 13, 2005

wikipedia 

Basically it's Urban Dictionary but with all the entries based around sex-realted slang replaced by intellectual thought. A good proportion of it may or may not be written by crazy people in caves who haven't seen sunlight in years, and as a result believe that "splinkard" is a real world.

"Do NOT quote wikipedia in your dissertation! It is not an academic source." Bloody useful though.

wikipedia by Chris May 13, 2005

bumchin 

Occasional nickname for Ben Affleck.

Wow, look at Ben Affleck's chin!

bumchin by Chris May 13, 2005

hatter 

A male or female who supports the mighty Stockport County FC. Often confused with fans of Luton Town, who are also known as Hatters, but as Stockport were formed first (1883 to Luton's 1885) they can lay claim to being the original (although certainly not best on recent performance) hatters. Also occasionally confused with a character from Alice in Wonderland.

Hatters are generally discontented with life due to the direct correlation between perfomance of football team and general happiness.

Wow, how is there any reason that he dislikes Burnley, Man City and Manyoo?

Yeah, he's a Hatter.

hatter by Chris May 13, 2005

rinsin

Word generally used by scallies/chavs/townies (call em what you will) to mean "really good". Often inexplicably followed by an incredibly long used of the word "yo"

That was rinsin' yooooooooooooooooooo.

rinsin by Chris May 13, 2005

restard

A jokish sort of way of saying retard. Occured when a drunk flatmate tried to called me retarded. Has since been adopted as a common insult.

Man, you're so restarded.

Ha! That so ionic....

restard by Chris May 13, 2005

hoobastank 

besides being the name of a band, "hoobastank" is slang for "Whose butt stinks?"

"aw man! hoobastank?"

hoobastank by Chris May 13, 2005