Definitions by Cavan Armastus

Pokemon 

An animal removed from its' natural habitat for the purpose of being pitted against another animal for merit and profit.

Ash, the trainer, collected and battled many Pokemon.

Pokemon by Cavan Armastus December 5, 2009

A Series of Unfortunate Events 

The time period between the arrival of Columbus and the establishment of land reservations for the original inhabitants of what is now currently called the United States.

see Fucked Over

European Settler: "Here's a blanket covered with disease, thanks for the corn!"
Native: "SHOOP DA WHOOP!"
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Teacher: "And that children, began a series of unfortunate events."

A Series of Unfortunate Events by Cavan Armastus December 5, 2009