7 definitions by Cary The B
Male version of the camel toe. Caused by tight fitting clothing outlining the penis and balls. Found in males and transsexuals wearing Spandex, Speedos and tights.
While a camel toe is a thing of beauty and wonder, a pitchfork is a vulgar display of a man's frank and beans
by Cary The B August 1, 2006
Dried crusty ejaculation residue resulting from the arousal of a pet resting on your lap-can be be a solo or group endeavor.
My friend Mike came to work with Dynak on his jeans and a picture of his dogs in his wallet. The president of the company made him remove all pet pictures from his office from that day forward.
by Cary The B May 17, 2006
by Cary The B May 8, 2006
This girl I picked up passed out on my so I needed to relieve some pressure and jerked off on her rear giving her a bad case of the sticky buns.
by Cary The B May 5, 2006
When the material from a tight t-shirt melds to the mounds created by fat rolls on the breat, stomach or underbelly of a fat man
by Cary The B July 13, 2006
Chicks above 120 can no longer be considered "pick-upable" as they have exceeded their maximum cruise weight.
by Cary The B November 9, 2012
by Cary The B May 8, 2006