Cary The B's definitions

polish camel toe

When the material from a tight t-shirt melds to the mounds created by fat rolls on the breat, stomach or underbelly of a fat man

Very few men dispaying a polish camel toe ever get to experience a real one.

by Cary the B July 13, 2006

Dynak

Dried crusty ejaculation residue resulting from the arousal of a pet resting on your lap-can be be a solo or group endeavor.

My friend Mike came to work with Dynak on his jeans and a picture of his dogs in his wallet. The president of the company made him remove all pet pictures from his office from that day forward.

by Cary the B May 24, 2006

sticky buns

Butt cheecks that are covered with a sticky substance, usually honey, beer, or spooge

This girl I picked up passed out on my so I needed to relieve some pressure and jerked off on her rear giving her a bad case of the sticky buns.

by Cary the B May 15, 2006

Bearded Clam

Hairy snatch, vagina or pussy

Dude, pass the floss. I had me some bearded clam last night.

by Cary the B May 17, 2006

run way

The little strip of pubic hair above the vagina. Forms a run way to the promised land

While muff diving I followed th run way to the promised land.

by Cary the B May 17, 2006

pitchfork

Male version of the camel toe. Caused by tight fitting clothing outlining the penis and balls. Found in males and transsexuals wearing Spandex, Speedos and tights.

While a camel toe is a thing of beauty and wonder, a pitchfork is a vulgar display of a man's frank and beans

by Cary the B August 2, 2006

Cruise Weight

The maximum weight a girl can attain and still be attractive to men cruising for tail

Chicks above 120 can no longer be considered "pick-upable" as they have exceeded their maximum cruise weight.

by Cary The B November 9, 2012