Carnophage's definitions

spig

Means exactly the same as chav.
Local dialect of Derbyshire, UK

dude1: I see the spigs are out again
dude2: what chavs!

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

whinger

Someone who is always complaining

dude1: I'm cold
dude1: I'm hot
dude1: I'm hungry
dude1: I smell
dude2: dude2, shut up whinging bitch

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

veggie

Food which is suitable for vegetarians

dude1: is it veggie?
dude2: dude1, it's a fecking steak, how the feck could it be veggie?
dude1: just asking

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

Dick and Harry

British phrase meaning Dictionary

dude1: how do you spell condensation?
dude2: you've just typed it nob-end

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

Grimlock

kick ass dinobot from the 80s classic kids TV program Transformers

GRIMLOCK: Me Grimlock not "nice dino". Me bash brains!

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

Ivan Dobsky

Character from the UK TV series Monkey Dust.
a.k.a. The Meatsafe Murderer

I'm Ivan Dobsky
The Meatsafe Murderer
Only I Never done it
I Only Said I Done It So They'd Take The Jump Cables Off Me Testicles"

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

hack

The process of putting together inefficient or unsuitable programming code in an effort to quickly solve a problem.

1. I just hacked it together
2. I'm going back to hack some more code

by Carnophage December 15, 2004