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Seagulls

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Excessive annoying nagging from your girlfriend; The behavior exibited when a woman, in most cases your girlfriend, gets upset with you and screeches at you non-stop for the duraton of her fit, or more than 5 minutes; the tone of voice a woman has when she is nagging at a man.
Man, I'll call you back Im getting seagulls on the other line.

Dude, I got seagulls up the ass last night for not calling my girlfriend back.
by Carlos R. Gomez V. June 2, 2004
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Saucing the wench

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The act of Ejaculating on a girl's face with the reputation of being a slut.
Johnny got caught in the girls locker room saucing the wench.

Later on tonight im gonna sauce the wench.
by Carlos R. Gomez V. June 2, 2004
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The real macoy

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term used in the 1920's during prohibition to assure that the liquor you were purchasing on the black market was real; Making sure something is original, real, or authentic.
Are those cigars the real macoy?

Are those breast the real macoy?

Here man its the real macoy.
by Carlos R. Gomez V. June 2, 2004
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A term used to insult someone; A term used to addres a mean grandparent or an old parent; the creases on a cock when flacid;
Wow you granda is a cock wrinkle.

Dude youre such a cock wrinkle!

wanna see my cock wrinkle?
by Carlos R. Gomez V. June 2, 2004
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Lotion Hats

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The original Lotion Hat occured around 1999 in Grand Terrace, California. A lotion hat is a festive hat that happens when a friend passes out after heavy drinking and a generous amount of lotion is applied on to the head. You may also substitue lotion with almost any thing else such as ketchup, mustard, any kind of salad dressing, pudding, mayonase, and or hot sauce. But remeber if ketchup is applied it is not a lotion hat it is a ketchup hat, mustard equals mustard hat, etc.
Damn i cant believe i got lotion hats last night!

Dude you got lotion hats, what a bitch.

I hate lotion hats!
by Carlos R. Gomez V. June 2, 2004
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Swimming

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1. Getting really drunk; hammered, plastered, smashed.
I went swimming with my friends last night.
by Carlos R. Gomez V. May 17, 2004
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