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who wants seconds

woman that has ALOT of energy
dont be a tired ass bitch. i need seconds
by CarlTheShanker November 12, 2003
mugGet the who wants secondsmug.

define the variable

teacher: define the variables students
student: screw you
by CarlTheShanker November 5, 2003
mugGet the define the variablemug.

football mom

a mom who is the exact opposite of a soccer mom. allows children to have fun.
the football mom took her children to a concert while the soccer mom's children were at home miserable
by CarlTheShanker November 5, 2003
mugGet the football mommug.

koala hugger

somebody terribly offended every time someone cuts down a bamboo tree they say "thinkof the panda's"
me: hey i cut down a bamboo tree
koala hugger: you **** (pulls out gun)
me: sorry man
by CarlTheShanker November 6, 2003
mugGet the koala huggermug.

AOL disk

used to do many things. I really dont know what has not been done with these handy little free disks.
hey i will hit that old man with this aol disk for $5.
by CarlTheShanker November 5, 2003
mugGet the AOL diskmug.

pwnzzor

when you are "owning" sometimes people say I am teh pwnzzor.
man i own.
I am teh pwnzzor
by CarlTheShanker November 5, 2003
mugGet the pwnzzormug.

vaginal shotgun

well im not sure but i think it is a douche' bag. or maybe it is.. oh well it pleasures women and isnt that whats important ;)
wow i dunno but that is a vaginal shot gun
by CarlTheShanker November 12, 2003
mugGet the vaginal shotgunmug.

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