CarlTheShanker's definitions

AIM

aol instant messenger. used for chatting with friends or total strangers.

i am going to log into aim to talk to my friends.

by CarlTheShanker November 5, 2003

who wants seconds

woman that has ALOT of energy

dont be a tired ass bitch. i need seconds

by CarlTheShanker November 12, 2003

COW RAPER

a very affection male who seeks his love towards cattle

HEY FARMER!!!! watch out theres a cow raper in the barn again!!!

by CarlTheShanker November 12, 2003

hot pants

very short shorts. potentially worn by workin girls or men who like men.

WHOA!!! that guy has hot pants on. I envy him

by CarlTheShanker November 12, 2003

necropedophile

rapes dead children.

hey john my friend goes for walks

by CarlTheShanker November 12, 2003

AOL disk

used to do many things. I really dont know what has not been done with these handy little free disks.

hey i will hit that old man with this aol disk for $5.

by CarlTheShanker November 5, 2003

football mom

a mom who is the exact opposite of a soccer mom. allows children to have fun.

the football mom took her children to a concert while the soccer mom's children were at home miserable

by CarlTheShanker November 5, 2003