CarlTheShanker's definitions

who wants seconds

woman that has ALOT of energy

dont be a tired ass bitch. i need seconds

by CarlTheShanker November 12, 2003

define the variable

something done in Math.

teacher: define the variables students
student: screw you

by CarlTheShanker November 5, 2003

football mom

a mom who is the exact opposite of a soccer mom. allows children to have fun.

the football mom took her children to a concert while the soccer mom's children were at home miserable

by CarlTheShanker November 5, 2003

koala hugger

somebody terribly offended every time someone cuts down a bamboo tree they say "thinkof the panda's"

me: hey i cut down a bamboo tree
koala hugger: you **** (pulls out gun)
me: sorry man

by CarlTheShanker November 6, 2003

AOL disk

used to do many things. I really dont know what has not been done with these handy little free disks.

hey i will hit that old man with this aol disk for $5.

by CarlTheShanker November 5, 2003

pwnzzor

when you are "owning" sometimes people say I am teh pwnzzor.

man i own.
I am teh pwnzzor

by CarlTheShanker November 5, 2003

vaginal shotgun

well im not sure but i think it is a douche' bag. or maybe it is.. oh well it pleasures women and isnt that whats important ;)

wow i dunno but that is a vaginal shot gun

by CarlTheShanker November 12, 2003