Floppy Horse

when a horse is walking. a.k.a horse jangler

hey look at that horse jangler. i could also use the term floppy horse

by CarlTheShanker November 12, 2003

define the variable

something done in Math.

teacher: define the variables students
student: screw you

by CarlTheShanker November 05, 2003

koala hugger

somebody terribly offended every time someone cuts down a bamboo tree they say "thinkof the panda's"

me: hey i cut down a bamboo tree
koala hugger: you **** (pulls out gun)
me: sorry man

by CarlTheShanker November 06, 2003

football mom

a mom who is the exact opposite of a soccer mom. allows children to have fun.

the football mom took her children to a concert while the soccer mom's children were at home miserable

by CarlTheShanker November 05, 2003

necropedophile

rapes dead children.

hey john my friend goes for walks

by CarlTheShanker November 12, 2003

threw up on a sugar cube

i just did

i just did....

by CarlTheShanker November 12, 2003

vaginal shotgun

well im not sure but i think it is a douche' bag. or maybe it is.. oh well it pleasures women and isnt that whats important ;)

wow i dunno but that is a vaginal shot gun

by CarlTheShanker November 12, 2003