monas

A person who is stupid/lacking in intellect, someone who defies common sense.

"Oh you stupid monas" would mean "you total idiot". "Don't be a monas man..." etc.

by Carl June 04, 2003

bliss

1) A song written by muse...bloody great song, great band too.

2) Happyness, ecstasy and feeling good..see muse for a song called "feeling good" also.

3) The name for a wallpaper on windows xp. The most interesting image made by microsoft.

Give me all the peace and joy in your mind.

by Carl November 24, 2003

skock a cock

verb: the ability for a person to put another person's penis amd testicles into their mouth at the same time.

Keep forcing it in there until you teach that bitch how to skock a cock

by Carl February 06, 2004

bodonkadonk

A big thick bootyliscious grabtastic
ass, mainly on african american women, although - there are plenty of white skittles that have Badonkadonks.

"Damn T, That hoe got one slamin' badonkadonk" "Thats Right, My Dear Friend, She does, and I've 'hit that shizznit with my dangla many times'

by Carl August 27, 2003

sanford & son

best tv show ever, period.

sanford and son is on, werd.

by carl November 14, 2003

Towny

Ignorant moronic wankers that listen to repetitive car alarms, beat up people who are 5 years old or 89 years old, take pills and go nowhere in life. Hang about in dark alleys so they can rape little kids.

ur life is so shit that u r a towny

by carl August 25, 2003

donkey club

The act of banging a woman from the rear then hitting her upside the head with something hard, such as a beer bottle, to knock her out. The act of going unconcious will cause her to tense up completley thus maximizing the orgasm for the man.

The bitch was trippin, so I donkey clubbed her ass and took off.

by Carl January 14, 2004