The total and utter destruction of any object or person, by any means, but predominantly with shit, vomit or both.
Developed from the numerical scale for describing damage to aircraft. Cat (category) 1 being very minor damage, Cat 4 being written off/scrapped. So Cat 5 would be reduced to dust!
For instance if you entered a toilet that was pristinely clean, but you left it looking like the toilet from Trainspotting you’d have Cat 5’d it.
When the bride to be on a hen do necks 3 bottles of Lidl’s Prosecco before leaving the house and then heaves in the garden she Cat 5’d herself in the pre-game.
Developed from the numerical scale for describing damage to aircraft. Cat (category) 1 being very minor damage, Cat 4 being written off/scrapped. So Cat 5 would be reduced to dust!
For instance if you entered a toilet that was pristinely clean, but you left it looking like the toilet from Trainspotting you’d have Cat 5’d it.
When the bride to be on a hen do necks 3 bottles of Lidl’s Prosecco before leaving the house and then heaves in the garden she Cat 5’d herself in the pre-game.
Jesus Christ Steve did you just Cat 5 trap 2 with last night’s prawn balti?
Hold on babes, I think I just Cat 5’d my thong playing fart or shart.
Did you see Chantelle last night, she Cat 5’d herself on hooch before they got to the club and ended up rubbing her minge on the high street bus stop!
Hold on babes, I think I just Cat 5’d my thong playing fart or shart.
Did you see Chantelle last night, she Cat 5’d herself on hooch before they got to the club and ended up rubbing her minge on the high street bus stop!
by Careless Winsper September 15, 2019
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I don’t suppose Lockdown will bother anyone in Wiltshire given that the gene pool is shallower than a municipal pool foot bath, they’re all a bunch of Six Fingered Sister Kissers
by Careless Winsper December 21, 2020
Get the Six Fingered Sister Kisser mug.An incoherent stream of nonsensical gibberish, delivered at a staccato cadence that is reminiscent of the hacking coughs associated with consumptives.
Often associated with the uninformed, countered bickering of cretins, in an intellectually weak position, trying to force their point by randomly bellowing words as they slowly lose an argument.
Often associated with the uninformed, countered bickering of cretins, in an intellectually weak position, trying to force their point by randomly bellowing words as they slowly lose an argument.
Oh God! Vanessa has just been shown scientific evidence that Herbalife is just a pyramid scheme! The raging Manatee has developed an extreme case of Verberculosis and is bludgeoning Simon with her swimsuit photos whilst claiming she lost 5 stone in 4 days and it only cost her SEVEN THOUSAND POUNDS!
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Get the Verberculosis mug.A hard, spherical lump of excrement, roughly the same size as a malteaser, ejected from the human anus with the assistance of gas from a fart.
Possibly into one’s underwear into the case of a shart. Or into a toilet bowl, possibly causing splash back due to the energy of the gaseous assistance.
Possibly into one’s underwear into the case of a shart. Or into a toilet bowl, possibly causing splash back due to the energy of the gaseous assistance.
Hold on lads I think I’ve just shot a sweetcorn malteaser into my kecks!
Fucking hell Dave have you just Cat 5’d trap 3 with a sweetcorn malteaser!
Fucking hell Dave have you just Cat 5’d trap 3 with a sweetcorn malteaser!
by Careless Winsper September 15, 2019
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Usually it’s of label from glass jar labels or stickers from children’s plates and bowls.
Usually it’s of label from glass jar labels or stickers from children’s plates and bowls.
by Careless Winsper October 10, 2021
Get the Giggywizzle mug.A term used to define the size of an object equal or approximate to the size of half of one giraffe.
Asteroid half the size of a giraffe (one girhalf) strikes Earth off the coast of Iceland - just two HOURS after it was discovered by astronomers
by Careless Winsper March 16, 2022
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When wind and rain combine to create a multi-directional moisture barrage that will overcome any clothing, protective or otherwise, often leading to drips running down the crack of your arse and eventually soaking your balls, or lady parts.
When wind and rain combine to create a multi-directional moisture barrage that will overcome any clothing, protective or otherwise, often leading to drips running down the crack of your arse and eventually soaking your balls, or lady parts.
Fucking Hell Dave, I was going to cycle to the pub but it’s really slenchy out there!
Jesus Christ Sandra it’s slenching it down outside, even the dog doesn’t want to go out!
Good Lord Rupert you simply must give the gardener the afternoon off their’s so much slench in the air he’s just furrowing my croquet lawn!
Jesus Christ Sandra it’s slenching it down outside, even the dog doesn’t want to go out!
Good Lord Rupert you simply must give the gardener the afternoon off their’s so much slench in the air he’s just furrowing my croquet lawn!
by Careless Winsper October 29, 2021
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