Definitions by Careless Winsper
Verberculosis
An incoherent stream of nonsensical gibberish, delivered at a staccato cadence that is reminiscent of the hacking coughs associated with consumptives.
Often associated with the uninformed, countered bickering of cretins, in an intellectually weak position, trying to force their point by randomly bellowing words as they slowly lose an argument.
Often associated with the uninformed, countered bickering of cretins, in an intellectually weak position, trying to force their point by randomly bellowing words as they slowly lose an argument.
Oh God! Vanessa has just been shown scientific evidence that Herbalife is just a pyramid scheme! The raging Manatee has developed an extreme case of Verberculosis and is bludgeoning Simon with her swimsuit photos whilst claiming she lost 5 stone in 4 days and it only cost her SEVEN THOUSAND POUNDS!
Verberculosis by Careless Winsper February 20, 2025
Torquay Man O’War
A discarded prophylactic sheath espied on a pavement or grassed area of a British seaside resort, so named because of its semi-inflated translucent appearance much like the famed poisonous marine invertebrates.
Careful where you step Dave there’s loads of Torquay Man O’Wars scattered on the prom first thing!
For fuck’s sake! The dog’s choking on a Torquay Man O’War again!
For fuck’s sake! The dog’s choking on a Torquay Man O’War again!
Torquay Man O’War by Careless Winsper August 6, 2022
Slench
Sideways Liquid that Drenches you.
When wind and rain combine to create a multi-directional moisture barrage that will overcome any clothing, protective or otherwise, often leading to drips running down the crack of your arse and eventually soaking your balls, or lady parts.
When wind and rain combine to create a multi-directional moisture barrage that will overcome any clothing, protective or otherwise, often leading to drips running down the crack of your arse and eventually soaking your balls, or lady parts.
Fucking Hell Dave, I was going to cycle to the pub but it’s really slenchy out there!
Jesus Christ Sandra it’s slenching it down outside, even the dog doesn’t want to go out!
Good Lord Rupert you simply must give the gardener the afternoon off their’s so much slench in the air he’s just furrowing my croquet lawn!
Jesus Christ Sandra it’s slenching it down outside, even the dog doesn’t want to go out!
Good Lord Rupert you simply must give the gardener the afternoon off their’s so much slench in the air he’s just furrowing my croquet lawn!
Slench by Careless Winsper October 29, 2021
Giggywizzle
Small items of paper/plastic/card stuck in dishwasher spray arms and filter assemblies.
Usually it’s of label from glass jar labels or stickers from children’s plates and bowls.
Usually it’s of label from glass jar labels or stickers from children’s plates and bowls.
Giggywizzle by Careless Winsper October 10, 2021
Six Fingered Sister Kisser
A Six Fingered Sister Kisser is someone from an area/town/village reputed to have high incidence of incestual activities. Like the village in Deliverance.
I don’t suppose Lockdown will bother anyone in Wiltshire given that the gene pool is shallower than a municipal pool foot bath, they’re all a bunch of Six Fingered Sister Kissers
Six Fingered Sister Kisser by Careless Winsper December 21, 2020
sweetcorn malteaser
A hard, spherical lump of excrement, roughly the same size as a malteaser, ejected from the human anus with the assistance of gas from a fart.
Possibly into one’s underwear into the case of a shart. Or into a toilet bowl, possibly causing splash back due to the energy of the gaseous assistance.
Possibly into one’s underwear into the case of a shart. Or into a toilet bowl, possibly causing splash back due to the energy of the gaseous assistance.
Hold on lads I think I’ve just shot a sweetcorn malteaser into my kecks!
Fucking hell Dave have you just Cat 5’d trap 3 with a sweetcorn malteaser!
Fucking hell Dave have you just Cat 5’d trap 3 with a sweetcorn malteaser!
sweetcorn malteaser by Careless Winsper September 15, 2019