1 definition by CaptainDancyPantsEeekSquad!
1. Noun. The Gish 2019 mascot and intern herbivorous mammal that typically consists of a majestic miniature and elusive combination of a four legged, grayish-brown, bony body of an African Wild Donkey (ass) paired with the vivid and brightly colored carrot orange and obsidian wings with white spots along the edges of a Monarch Butterfly (butt) and also their antennae, while additionally donning a loosely fashioned backwards royal blue necktie; prefers a diet of flowering kale, but other varieties of this creature are known to eat other vegetation such as, but not limited to whatever is available, Cheetos, and brussel sprouts; also known as a monarkey; special skills include: clogging and/or tap dancing, pollinating, omniscience, incredibly memory, stubborn punctuality (when they want to), acting on camera, tenacity, toxic if eaten and inspiration for the children’s party game “Staple the Wings on the Assbutt” (but that was becoming too violent with children and staplers so it is now becoming known as “Tape the Tie to the Assbutt)
2. Refers to a distraction shouted at an archangel before throwing a Molotov cocktail of holy oil at them.
3. Literally. Buttbutt. Bootybooty
2. Refers to a distraction shouted at an archangel before throwing a Molotov cocktail of holy oil at them.
3. Literally. Buttbutt. Bootybooty
“The Assbutt is my favorite GISH mascot ever!”
“Kids! It’s time to play Tape the Tie to the Assbutt!”
“Hey Assbutt!”
“Look at the Assbutt!”
“Kids! It’s time to play Tape the Tie to the Assbutt!”
“Hey Assbutt!”
“Look at the Assbutt!”
by CaptainDancyPantsEeekSquad! July 24, 2019