Derogatory term for Apple's integrated user interface experience for iPad, iPhone, and iPod Touch (and more loosely Apple computers). Reference is to a mass suicide/murder by a religious group who were given Koolaid laced with poison by their leaders. The implication is using one Apple product leads to acceptance of others.
He can't buy an iPod because he's afraid once he drinks Apple's iKoolaid he'll end up with the whole suite Then all his friends will raze him about all his anti-Apple rants.
by Captain Smokeblower April 22, 2011
Get the iKoolaid mug.Any of Apple's devices whose name begins with the two letter sequence, "iP," i.e. an iPhone, iPad, or iPod (Touch).
Generally iPx is used to avoid specifying which particular device a person or group of people are using.
If the person is talking about communication between iPx devices the reference would exclude all iPods except the iPod Touch because the other iPods can not access the World Wide Web directly.
Plural is either "iPxs" or "iPxes."
Generally iPx is used to avoid specifying which particular device a person or group of people are using.
If the person is talking about communication between iPx devices the reference would exclude all iPods except the iPod Touch because the other iPods can not access the World Wide Web directly.
Plural is either "iPxs" or "iPxes."
The wife and I are not going to travel this Christmas, but we'll video chat with everyone because we all have at least one iPx.
The grand parents on their iPxes will get to see the little ones open presents in real time.
The grand parents on their iPxes will get to see the little ones open presents in real time.
by Captain Smokeblower December 18, 2011
Get the iPx mug.An expression of frustration or pain when adult four letter words would not be appropriate, i.e., when a child is present. Generally said as an all caps exclamation, even requiring multiple exclamation points at times.
Mommy, mommy, daddy yelled, “SNICKLECRUCKERS,” when I hit his thumb with the hammer!
“Oh, SNICKLECRUCKERS, I dropped the cake!”
“Oh, SNICKLECRUCKERS, I dropped the cake!”
by Captain Smokeblower June 01, 2019
Get the snicklecruckers mug.When two or more, generally old, people spend an hour or three, discussing painful, impaired, failing, or replaced organs and body parts.
Failing health is a common, overly long, sometimes competitive, topic for us old folk.
Failing health is a common, overly long, sometimes competitive, topic for us old folk.
“Little Timmy suffered through his grandparents’ two hour organ recital.”
“I prefer to share my organ recital just with my doctor.”
“I prefer to share my organ recital just with my doctor.”
by Captain Smokeblower May 06, 2023
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Get the cum bat boots mug.Eleven nine, 119, or 11-9 (can also be hyphenated Eleven-nine).
Potentially a disastrous terrorist attack, much like 911, but instituted upon oneself, rather than by outside forces. An event that stuns people and which they'll never forget for its impact on themselves.
Based on 11-9 (9 November) as the day after the 2016 Presidential election.
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Potentially a disastrous terrorist attack, much like 911, but instituted upon oneself, rather than by outside forces. An event that stuns people and which they'll never forget for its impact on themselves.
Based on 11-9 (9 November) as the day after the 2016 Presidential election.
Waiting to see.}
You created your own 119 so deal with it.
He was so excited to finally get a date with her he turned it into an eleven-nine.
Never forget 119
He was so excited to finally get a date with her he turned it into an eleven-nine.
Never forget 119
by Captain Smokeblower November 09, 2016
Get the 119 mug.Armijello is a contraction of "Arm" and "Jello".
Armijello is the arm wattle displayed by some older people that wobbles like Jello. It is the floppy, loose skin hanging down from the person's triceps area when they extend an arm horizontally. It is the result of the skin having lost elasticity and drooping away from the muscle and bone. Armijello resembles the wattle on certain birds in consistency, hence it's other name, "Arm wattle."
Armijello is the arm wattle displayed by some older people that wobbles like Jello. It is the floppy, loose skin hanging down from the person's triceps area when they extend an arm horizontally. It is the result of the skin having lost elasticity and drooping away from the muscle and bone. Armijello resembles the wattle on certain birds in consistency, hence it's other name, "Arm wattle."
On the road today we were passed by a 70 something grandma riding her Harley. At first I thought she had on a fringed buckskin jacket, but as she passed us I realized she was wearing a short sleeve shirt and it was her armijello flapping in the breeze.
by Captain Smokeblower February 18, 2014
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