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When two or more, generally old, people spend an hour or three, discussing painful, impaired, failing, or replaced organs and body parts.
Failing health is a common, overly long, sometimes competitive, topic for us old folk.
Failing health is a common, overly long, sometimes competitive, topic for us old folk.
“Little Timmy suffered through his grandparents’ two hour organ recital.”
“I prefer to share my organ recital just with my doctor.”
“I prefer to share my organ recital just with my doctor.”
by Captain Smokeblower May 6, 2023
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Get the cum bat boots mug.An expression of frustration or pain when adult four letter words would not be appropriate, i.e., when a child is present. Generally said as an all caps exclamation, even requiring multiple exclamation points at times.
Mommy, mommy, daddy yelled, “SNICKLECRUCKERS,” when I hit his thumb with the hammer!
“Oh, SNICKLECRUCKERS, I dropped the cake!”
“Oh, SNICKLECRUCKERS, I dropped the cake!”
by Captain Smokeblower June 1, 2019
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Animals work at staying alive.
My life struggle isn’t as hard as that of other animals, but we all work at surviving while parasites just live off others.
Animals work at staying alive.
My life struggle isn’t as hard as that of other animals, but we all work at surviving while parasites just live off others.
by Captain Smokeblower April 12, 2019
Get the Animal mug.Eleven nine, 119, or 11-9 (can also be hyphenated Eleven-nine).
Potentially a disastrous terrorist attack, much like 911, but instituted upon oneself, rather than by outside forces. An event that stuns people and which they'll never forget for its impact on themselves.
Based on 11-9 (9 November) as the day after the 2016 Presidential election.
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Potentially a disastrous terrorist attack, much like 911, but instituted upon oneself, rather than by outside forces. An event that stuns people and which they'll never forget for its impact on themselves.
Based on 11-9 (9 November) as the day after the 2016 Presidential election.
Waiting to see.}
You created your own 119 so deal with it.
He was so excited to finally get a date with her he turned it into an eleven-nine.
Never forget 119
He was so excited to finally get a date with her he turned it into an eleven-nine.
Never forget 119
by Captain Smokeblower November 9, 2016
Get the 119 mug.Armijello is a contraction of "Arm" and "Jello".
Armijello is the arm wattle displayed by some older people that wobbles like Jello. It is the floppy, loose skin hanging down from the person's triceps area when they extend an arm horizontally. It is the result of the skin having lost elasticity and drooping away from the muscle and bone. Armijello resembles the wattle on certain birds in consistency, hence it's other name, "Arm wattle."
Armijello is the arm wattle displayed by some older people that wobbles like Jello. It is the floppy, loose skin hanging down from the person's triceps area when they extend an arm horizontally. It is the result of the skin having lost elasticity and drooping away from the muscle and bone. Armijello resembles the wattle on certain birds in consistency, hence it's other name, "Arm wattle."
On the road today we were passed by a 70 something grandma riding her Harley. At first I thought she had on a fringed buckskin jacket, but as she passed us I realized she was wearing a short sleeve shirt and it was her armijello flapping in the breeze.
by Captain Smokeblower February 18, 2014
Get the armijello mug.An older person addicted to using bunches of apps on his or her smart phone. Especially someone overly eager to share TMI about what apps they use.
An important distinction is the person doesn't just have the apps loaded on their phone, but uses them.
An important distinction is the person doesn't just have the apps loaded on their phone, but uses them.
Dude: My grandpa tracks his diet, blood pressure, weight, exercise regimen, stock prices, medication schedule, all the family pictures, and tracks everyone's birthday with his smart phone, but doesn't have a single game on the darn thing.
Dudette: He sounds like a real appasaurus.
Dude: Yeah, but I can't complain too much. He just deposited $50 to my checking account, for my birthday, from his phone. Before he got the phone he never remembered my birthday.
Dudette: He sounds like a real appasaurus.
Dude: Yeah, but I can't complain too much. He just deposited $50 to my checking account, for my birthday, from his phone. Before he got the phone he never remembered my birthday.
by Captain Smokeblower November 16, 2012
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