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armijello 

Armijello is a contraction of "Arm" and "Jello".

Armijello is the arm wattle displayed by some older people that wobbles like Jello. It is the floppy, loose skin hanging down from the person's triceps area when they extend an arm horizontally. It is the result of the skin having lost elasticity and drooping away from the muscle and bone. Armijello resembles the wattle on certain birds in consistency, hence it's other name, "Arm wattle."
On the road today we were passed by a 70 something grandma riding her Harley. At first I thought she had on a fringed buckskin jacket, but as she passed us I realized she was wearing a short sleeve shirt and it was her armijello flapping in the breeze.
armijello by Captain Smokeblower February 18, 2014
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fat-cow-armidillo 

shut up you stupid fat-cow-armidillo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fat-cow-armidillo by Blaze Hoskins December 14, 2009

sunny the armidillo 

A giant Prick, whom likes to touch small children in Canada. He is known as Stephen, and he loves the penis.
"Hey there children, Male only please, throw me your pants!"
sunny the armidillo by Randy Newman February 27, 2005

armidillo position 

When you stick the dick in upside down, and suck her nipple at the same time. Complicated, but you’ll figure it out 👌🏼
Me and my girl did the armidillo position, and it was lit.

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008