Definitions by Captain Ozone

Whispers 

High-quality shards that are blown in someone's ass with a straw.

Oh, your whispers are too much! Blow some in me again again, I say!

Blow your whispers in me, lover boy!

Whispers by Captain Ozone January 14, 2025

Yoach 

To take food or drinks at a party and stash them so that they can be consumed later when everything else is gone.

Hey, Billy, did you yoach a beer? Someone found one in the toilet tank?

Yoach by Captain Ozone March 23, 2024

Binary heavens 

The binary heavens is the Internet.

'Leesa downloaded it from the binary heavens.'

Binary heavens by Captain Ozone June 7, 2021

Beatlebedlamite 

An extreme enthusiast for the Beatles, as manifested in the frenzied behavior of their fans in the 1960s.

‘the Fab Four took to spending weeks on end in the studio as a way of escaping from a neurotic Beatlebedlamite’

Beatlebedlamite by Captain Ozone June 2, 2021