Captain Obvious RP's definitions

Foon dart

Hey crustaceans animalFrom the beaches of South back at Loma. that eats the parts of the dead seagulls

Look at that foon dart Feasting on the Dead Sea gulls

by Captain Obvious RP September 4, 2019

Stuffages

Noun:Origin: redneck Pronunciation: just like it's spelled: definition: Things or items that one owns.

Me and my buddy got to move all his stuffages out of his house cuz his wife kicked them out.

by Captain Obvious RP February 9, 2022

Phundart

noun - a small crustaceous animal native to the beaches of South Bakalama that sustains itself solely on the farts of dead seagulls.

The indigenous peoples of South Bakalama ceremoniously hunt the elusive phundart on the eve of the summer solstice.

by Captain Obvious RP August 10, 2014