Definitions by Captain Obvious RP

Stuffages 

Noun:Origin: redneck Pronunciation: just like it's spelled: definition: Things or items that one owns.

Me and my buddy got to move all his stuffages out of his house cuz his wife kicked them out.

Stuffages by Captain Obvious RP February 9, 2022

Foon dart 

Hey crustaceans animalFrom the beaches of South back at Loma. that eats the parts of the dead seagulls

Look at that foon dart Feasting on the Dead Sea gulls

Foon dart by Captain Obvious RP September 4, 2019

Phundart 

noun - a small crustaceous animal native to the beaches of South Bakalama that sustains itself solely on the farts of dead seagulls.

The indigenous peoples of South Bakalama ceremoniously hunt the elusive phundart on the eve of the summer solstice.

Phundart by Captain Obvious RP August 10, 2014