Captain Mudge's definitions

mudgey

plump, somewhat busted, and/or badly put together...basically rating between 4-6 on an scale of 1-10

(after 10 drinks) I'm gonna grill that mudgey broad over there.

by Captain Mudge October 2, 2003

strange mocha bocha

the original mocha boca however the mudge is from another source

I had a threesome and pulled off the strange mocha boca.

by Captain Mudge October 2, 2003

butt box challenge

banging a broad in the pooper

So, you up for the butt box challenge?

by Captain Mudge October 2, 2003

twazole

vagina; syn puss box; gash; meat pocket

Did you munch her twazole?

by Captain Mudge October 24, 2003

jaguar

In the lexicon of older women seeking younger men, a jaguar is 50 and over, where the cougar is in their 40s, and the puma under 40. Jaguars tend to be financially stable and are only looking for sex from their 20 something prey.

I was eaten by a jaguar last night.

by captain mudge May 1, 2006

Mocha Boca

when you pull mudge and place it into the mouth of your partner

I gave that fat pig the mocha boca.

by Captain Mudge October 2, 2003

the jelly donut

busting the nut into the nostril and then punching full force into the nose to draw blood

I gave that bitch the jelly donut.

by Captain Mudge October 2, 2003