3 definitions by Captain Michael
There are people who get it and there are people who don't, if you are not one of the Getits then you will never understand
by Captain Michael September 5, 2020
Are you girls going out to the club with your friend Shanda? Be safe and stay away from the boys, don't get up to any Shanandagins.
by Captain Michael September 5, 2020
A country girl who pleasures or impales herself on the hitch of her 4x4 pickup truck until she experiences a squirting orgasm.
Son: Hey Dad, I can't get the lawn trailer hooked up to the hitch of the truck, it's all rusted.
Dad: Go get your sister, she's the best Hitchwench around, she'll lube it up for you and then it will slide right in.
Dad: Go get your sister, she's the best Hitchwench around, she'll lube it up for you and then it will slide right in.
by Captain Michael December 1, 2017